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06-13-2019, 01:15 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 777
Posted By CJS

Throw in a flare gun and you're good for another...

Throw in a flare gun and you're good for another 20.
06-02-2019, 12:42 PM
Replies: 234
Views: 92,807
Posted By CJS

Standards??? We aint got no stinking standards. ...

Standards??? We aint got no stinking standards.

Never have. Never will>
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-01-2019, 06:25 AM
Replies: 342
Views: 21,348
Posted By CJS

So six pages and over 110 responses....Shouldn't...

So six pages and over 110 responses....Shouldn't you guys be out on or working on your boats?????

Perhaps we could discuss how many angels can fit on the head of a pin???
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-27-2019, 02:50 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,060
Posted By CJS

I wax my boat every 10 years, whether it needs it...

I wax my boat every 10 years, whether it needs it or not.
05-27-2019, 02:21 PM
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-22-2019, 04:33 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 16,418
Posted By CJS

I know a guy, in his 80's, still "works". He's...

I know a guy, in his 80's, still "works". He's the boss, actually THE BOSS. but you'd never know
it. Owns businesses involved in auto parts mfg., Human genome something or other and a few
more. ...
Forum: Northeast
05-03-2019, 02:24 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 25,775
Posted By CJS

Maybe not so much. Sat N winds 5 to 10 kt....

Maybe not so much.

Sat
N winds 5 to 10 kt. Seas around 2 ft. Patchy fog. Showers likely in the morning. Vsby 1 nm or less, increasing to 1 to 3 nm in the afternoon.
05-01-2019, 01:27 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 7,870
Posted By CJS

I'm in.

I'm in.
05-01-2019, 01:23 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 942
Posted By CJS

I think the narrator was the same guy who did the...

I think the narrator was the same guy who did the FedEx commercials.

Could he possibly have talked any faster????
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-01-2019, 06:12 AM
Replies: 5,766
Views: 2,383,689
Posted By CJS

She's having a Happy Meal.

She's having a Happy Meal.
05-01-2019, 05:46 AM
Replies: 215
Views: 63,177
Posted By CJS

And while we're on the subject of thieves and...

And while we're on the subject of thieves and scumbags in the boating industry, isn't it about time for
something to pop up on Blackbird????
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-13-2019, 08:23 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,130
Posted By CJS

I was thinking Sea Gull.

I was thinking Sea Gull.
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-13-2019, 07:35 AM
Replies: 1,025
Views: 280,765
Posted By CJS

The only reason I can think of for why her HEAD...

The only reason I can think of for why her HEAD would be there just BLOWS my mind.
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-10-2019, 11:36 AM
Replies: 11,588
Views: 3,515,852
Posted By CJS

I'd like to be the first to predict that this...

I'd like to be the first to predict that this will NOT have a happy ending, at least for her.
Forum: Northeast
04-06-2019, 10:42 AM
Replies: 330
Views: 70,544
Posted By CJS

Sooner or later this reprobate is going to end up...

Sooner or later this reprobate is going to end up killing someone. Domestic violence, DUI, Assault/Robbery gone wrong....take
your pick. And when that happens the Criminal Justice system will be...
Forum: Northeast
03-27-2019, 05:54 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 918
Posted By CJS

60 Down, millions to go

https://www.foxnews.com/science/dead-dogfish-sharks-wash-up-new-jersey-beaches-officials-say
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-25-2019, 03:16 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,569
Posted By CJS

I kicked my DR. to the curb years ago and started...

I kicked my DR. to the curb years ago and started seeing a Nurse Practitioner. There is never a wait and as
a bonus she has skinny fingers.
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-25-2019, 06:06 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,386
Posted By CJS

At least you realize you're an ass.......

At least you realize you're an ass.......
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-24-2019, 11:43 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 5,112
Posted By CJS

If this REALLY about you doing laundry then the...

If this REALLY about you doing laundry then the answer is simple. Put her favorite blouse in the wash
with hot water. Then into the drier set at HIGHEST heat possible. When it comes out too small...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-24-2019, 11:22 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 624
Posted By CJS

Sure sign of Spring.....

The wife brought home 3 bunches of Lillies and spread them around the house, which now smells
like a damn funeral parlor. Gonna have beans and hard boiled eggs for dinner. That should help.
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-21-2019, 11:11 AM
Replies: 11,588
Views: 3,515,852
Posted By CJS

There's good crazy....and bad crazy.

There's good crazy....and bad crazy.
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-15-2019, 03:20 PM
Replies: 5,766
Views: 2,383,689
Posted By CJS

From "Last Man Standing"????

From "Last Man Standing"????
Forum: Dockside Chat
02-26-2019, 09:30 AM
Replies: 5,766
Views: 2,383,689
Posted By CJS

If you take the onion and garlic out of sauce,...

If you take the onion and garlic out of sauce, don't you just end up with
runny tomato paste???
Forum: Dockside Chat
02-16-2019, 08:36 PM
Replies: 5,766
Views: 2,383,689
Posted By CJS

There once was a girl from Hoboken Who claimed...

There once was a girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her cherry was broken
From riding her bike
On a cobblestone pike
But it really was broken from pokin'
Forum: Dockside Chat
02-07-2019, 02:18 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 992
Posted By CJS

Alaskan Sea Gulls????

Alaskan Sea Gulls????
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