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Forum: Dockside Chat
05-04-2021, 04:13 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,398
Posted By CJS

I first read it as "POO-POO" Academy, and thought...

I first read it as "POO-POO" Academy, and thought his kid graduated from day care.
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-29-2021, 04:25 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,359
Posted By CJS

Watch this...... Super Size Me 2: Holy...

Watch this......

Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken!
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-24-2021, 09:00 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,048
Posted By CJS

Why does Spain even need a submarine?

Why does Spain even need a submarine?
04-23-2021, 02:14 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 925
Posted By CJS

Did you not see "And other than a kicker, or a...

Did you not see "And other than a kicker, or a trolling motor, I've NEVER heard of anyone carrying a spare engine."


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04-23-2021, 01:53 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 925
Posted By CJS

Then get a boat with twins if you're gonna be...

Then get a boat with twins if you're gonna be such a sissy about it. There are inherent risks in everything. But at some point, enough is enough.

And other than a kicker, or a trolling motor,...
04-23-2021, 01:14 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 925
Posted By CJS

There have been discussions regarding what...

There have been discussions regarding what equipment is required to boat safely. Life raft's, EPIRB's,
survival suits, 10 radios, 75 flares of different styles,........

But when you start...
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-23-2021, 12:14 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,394
Posted By CJS

Who?????

Who?????
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-02-2021, 06:17 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 7,122
Posted By CJS

Mom: God damn the day I decided to have kids. ...

Mom: God damn the day I decided to have kids.

Dad: You're riding on an operation.
Me: What????
Dad: It's going to take an operation to get my size 12 out of your ass if you don't straighten up.
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-01-2021, 11:14 AM
Replies: 355
Views: 35,589
Posted By CJS

Just pit the "KARS4KIDS"jingle on an endless...

Just pit the "KARS4KIDS"jingle on an endless loop.

He'll commit suicide in less than an hour.
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-24-2021, 04:26 AM
Replies: 1,798
Views: 747,713
Posted By CJS

The "Darwin" is strong in them.

The "Darwin" is strong in them.
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-19-2021, 08:28 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,796
Posted By CJS

Doesn't matter how fast it goes, you still can't...

Doesn't matter how fast it goes, you still can't outrun a radio.
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-18-2021, 01:41 PM
Replies: 29,555
Views: 11,939,598
Posted By CJS

All of them.

All of them.
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-11-2021, 03:27 PM
Replies: 164
Views: 26,370
Posted By CJS

In NYC that would be considered a field mouse.. ...

In NYC that would be considered a field mouse..

New York City rats are of The Norway Rat, or “brown” rat, variety. The average brown rat is 16 inches long and weighs 1 pound, though some do grow...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-02-2021, 01:45 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 9,267
Posted By CJS

1979 - I was drilling my girlfriend right outside...

1979 - I was drilling my girlfriend right outside her parents bedroom window.....

Nothing creepy....just boasting.
Forum: Northeast
02-27-2021, 02:20 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 788
Posted By CJS

Good luck with the Cod. Haven't you heard that...

Good luck with the Cod. Haven't you heard that they're extinct?
Forum: Dockside Chat
02-27-2021, 02:00 PM
Replies: 29,555
Views: 11,939,598
Posted By CJS

Scooby Do!!!!

Scooby Do!!!!
Forum: Dockside Chat
02-26-2021, 09:22 AM
Replies: 29,555
Views: 11,939,598
Posted By CJS

Alfred and Aunt Harriet.

Alfred and Aunt Harriet.
Forum: Dockside Chat
02-09-2021, 11:00 AM
Replies: 13,572
Views: 4,506,473
Posted By CJS

This is like a slow motion train wreck.

This is like a slow motion train wreck.
Forum: Dockside Chat
02-08-2021, 01:04 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,955
Posted By CJS

I am dealing with some family issues right now...

I am dealing with some family issues right now and feeling powerless and very completely certain that
no matter what I do it's going to end up as a complete clusterfuk..

Your nieces smile gives...
Forum: Dockside Chat
02-05-2021, 12:04 PM
Replies: 13,572
Views: 4,506,473
Posted By CJS

You don't get a new Johnson when you get a new...

You don't get a new Johnson when you get a new woman. What's the difference?
Forum: Dockside Chat
02-02-2021, 11:54 AM
Replies: 13,572
Views: 4,506,473
Posted By CJS

Have you learned nothing???? There's no such...

Have you learned nothing????

There's no such thing as a "minimal investment". You could give her a bag of dog shit and she would
see it as a testimonial to the depth of your love and commitment.
Forum: Dockside Chat
01-26-2021, 07:09 AM
Replies: 13,572
Views: 4,506,473
Posted By CJS

So if my math is correct you've been having sex...

So if my math is correct you've been having sex since you were a year old.

KUDOS!!!!!
Forum: Northeast
01-23-2021, 07:54 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,023
Posted By CJS

Never said it scared me. Just don't appreciate...

Never said it scared me. Just don't appreciate having to deal with drunks/druggies/beggers when I'm trying
to have a nice evening with the wife and out of town guests.
Forum: Northeast
01-22-2021, 11:22 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,023
Posted By CJS

Portland after dark is very sketchy. ...

Portland after dark is very sketchy. Even/especially in the restaurant area. Lots of bums/addicts on the street. Cops leave
them alone. Watch where you step.
Forum: Dockside Chat
01-21-2021, 12:47 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 6,000
Posted By CJS

Mega Millions CurrentlyEst Jackpot $970...

Mega Millions CurrentlyEst Jackpot

$970 million

Est Cash: $716.3 million

Taxes
37% Feds
5.05 State (Mass)
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