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07-19-2019, 08:54 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,467
Posted By MonarkBoats

A clear concise explanation of what the exact...

A clear concise explanation of what the exact failure in cylinder #3 was would go a long way. Try to avoid phrases like "she went down on me", and "the gap on the plug got closed" those things mean...
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-18-2019, 01:33 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,652
Posted By MonarkBoats

This came right on the heels of their banning of...

This came right on the heels of their banning of all natural gas appliances in new housing.

Guess we will burn a whole lot more coal to keep up with the demand of all the electric appliances...
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-18-2019, 12:26 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 3,512
Posted By MonarkBoats

Well, good luck. If we don't hear from you...

Well, good luck. If we don't hear from you tomorrow we will know what happened.
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-17-2019, 12:43 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,456
Posted By MonarkBoats

Dammit, you beat me!

Dammit, you beat me!
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-15-2019, 02:01 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 4,241
Posted By MonarkBoats

I used to manage a Burger King. The franchisee...

I used to manage a Burger King. The franchisee hosted a party at his lake house for the GM's and their spouses. No heavy boozing, but a few beers were had. He had a 22' ish Larson bow rider that we...
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-15-2019, 12:56 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,168
Posted By MonarkBoats

No experience, but from what I've read here, if...

No experience, but from what I've read here, if you are not standing there when the water recedes you're screwed.
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-15-2019, 12:06 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,776
Posted By MonarkBoats

Damn Marina's don't take care of nothin'!

Damn Marina's don't take care of nothin'!
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-15-2019, 11:47 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 5,182
Posted By MonarkBoats

Growing we had a girl on our bus. She was HOT!...

Growing we had a girl on our bus. She was HOT! Her dad's name was Harry Dick.

We laughed and laughed. She, not so much.

I wish I know where she was now...
07-15-2019, 10:43 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 335
Posted By MonarkBoats

I guess I will vote new, because why would you...

I guess I will vote new, because why would you bother posting if they were used and looked like that.
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-11-2019, 12:32 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,130
Posted By MonarkBoats

Song is good. Video...not so much!

Song is good. Video...not so much!
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-11-2019, 12:01 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,222
Posted By MonarkBoats

100K is not enough... that is for 1MIl thread.

100K is not enough... that is for 1MIl thread.
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-03-2019, 01:45 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 545
Posted By MonarkBoats

Probably not, but many of the ones I remember...

Probably not, but many of the ones I remember from the school library had a section that was close enough!
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-03-2019, 01:11 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,654
Posted By MonarkBoats

Jesus... Poor guy!

Jesus...

Poor guy!
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-01-2019, 11:35 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 3,856
Posted By MonarkBoats

My wife says I'm related to Peter North! ...

My wife says I'm related to Peter North!

Genealogy? never looked into it.
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-01-2019, 11:30 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 4,744
Posted By MonarkBoats

My kids school does that too. I was like WTF! How...

My kids school does that too. I was like WTF! How are artists going to pay my social security?
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-27-2019, 01:08 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 6,857
Posted By MonarkBoats

Used to manage a Burger King. Favorite...

Used to manage a Burger King.

Favorite prank was sending a newby into the cooler for plain sauce. It's on the top shelf!

Also would give them a garbage bag and tell them I needed an air sample...
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-27-2019, 01:02 PM
Replies: 6,999
Views: 2,891,426
Posted By MonarkBoats

For his next good deed, perhaps he could teach...

For his next good deed, perhaps he could teach you how to use a period.
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-26-2019, 01:26 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,269
Posted By MonarkBoats

Talking Now you made 2 typos!

Now you made 2 typos!
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-26-2019, 01:18 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 777
Posted By MonarkBoats

Don't bother... Signed A Vikings Fan.

Don't bother...

Signed
A Vikings Fan.
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-25-2019, 12:59 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 3,795
Posted By MonarkBoats

Napoleon Dynamite Spaceballs Gone in 60...

Napoleon Dynamite
Spaceballs
Gone in 60 seconds
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-24-2019, 01:20 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,014
Posted By MonarkBoats

Called to make an appointment to get our new...

Called to make an appointment to get our new puppy groomed 2 weeks ago. We live in a town of about 15,000. The first place I called couldn't get him in until July 27th! 2nd place Petsmart could get...
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-21-2019, 12:05 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 935
Posted By MonarkBoats

I would describe the difference like this. ...

I would describe the difference like this.

You know the first fart of the morning when you are in the shower? That is their widget. Any other non-SBD fart outside of the shower, is our widget.
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-20-2019, 11:01 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 4,632
Posted By MonarkBoats

I had never heard of it either until yesterday....

I had never heard of it either until yesterday. Saw it on my calendar, but didn't care enough to look it up.Heard the explanation on the radio later in the day. What a stupid thing to celebrate. Not...
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-19-2019, 11:46 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,397
Posted By MonarkBoats

There's an ass for every seat!

There's an ass for every seat!
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-19-2019, 11:13 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,605
Posted By MonarkBoats

Seems akin to tattooing the wife or Girlfriend's...

Seems akin to tattooing the wife or Girlfriend's name on your body. Guaranteed divorce. Guaranteed early death.

Knock yourself out though. It will get people talkin'.
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