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Forum: Dockside Chat
08-02-2012, 03:35 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

Today I had to go to Sears. As I approached the...

Today I had to go to Sears. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a
driver looking for a parking space.
I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was
open and available....
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-26-2012, 04:09 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 8,048
Posted By myflatline

Saddest part is stucco is cosmetic not...

Saddest part is stucco is cosmetic not structural(in most cases). Permit should not be required but they found a way to get more $$$
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-24-2012, 12:32 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 627
Posted By myflatline

My Samsung color laser has been flawless for 2...

My Samsung color laser has been flawless for 2 years, no regrets
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-20-2012, 04:06 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

A doctor from France says: "In France , the...

A doctor from France says:
"In France , the medicine is so advanced that
we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and
in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor...
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-16-2012, 03:15 PM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

A woman in a supermarket is following a...

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle,...
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-16-2012, 03:43 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy....

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a
very attractive nurse comes in
and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed...
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-09-2012, 03:48 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,841
Posted By myflatline

Don't let their mechanics work on your engine...

Don't let their mechanics work on your engine either. Yeah they have been around here for a long time, Dealt with them twice in twenty years, problems both times.
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-07-2012, 07:54 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin...

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and went to hell. While
there, they see a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
...
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-03-2012, 05:14 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

1. You grow poppeys and refine heroin for a...

1. You grow poppeys and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't...
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-24-2012, 04:49 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

A mother was in the kitchen listening to her son...

A mother was in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said "All of you sons of bi**hes who want to get off, get...
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-15-2012, 03:58 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks,...

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.


As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next...
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-07-2012, 03:58 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It...

Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is

It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin
people to git cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer."

"And now someone is...
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-05-2012, 04:59 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children...

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what








their fathers did for a living.
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-05-2012, 04:59 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in...

A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to...
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-02-2012, 03:39 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

A Scotsman moves to USA, and attends his first ...

A Scotsman moves to USA, and attends his first

baseball game.
The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes

a few swings and then hits a double.
Everyone is on their feet screaming...
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-28-2012, 03:41 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

Two men were having coffee, when one of them...

Two men were having coffee, when one of them said: "Last night, my son
just walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance
immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out...
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-24-2012, 03:35 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

There was this loving grandfather who always made...

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort
to spend time with his son's family on weekends.

Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter
out for a...
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-22-2012, 04:48 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

"Apparently, I’m supposed to be more outraged by...

"Apparently, I’m supposed to be more outraged by what Mitt Romney does with his money than by what Barack Obama does with mine."
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-19-2012, 03:36 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

A little old lady was walking down the street...

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman...
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-14-2012, 03:49 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded...

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-31-2012, 04:51 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

A guy goes into a bar in Texas where there's a...

A guy goes into a bar in Texas where there's a robot bartender. The robot asks "What will you have?"....... Guy replies "Whiskey"...... Robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What is your...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-30-2012, 03:51 AM
Replies: 5,156
Views: 978,877
Posted By myflatline

A father put his 3-year old daughter to bed, told...

A father put his 3-year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers, which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-22-2012, 01:03 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 3,950
Posted By myflatline

I believe it was for just this year. We've had...

I believe it was for just this year. We've had more traffic fatalities than that I think.
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-22-2012, 03:49 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 3,950
Posted By myflatline

The difference in wake from on plane to plowing...

The difference in wake from on plane to plowing is significant.
I can't plane til 28mph. I do slow down to 20 for the kayackers :grin:

No one wants to hit a Sea cow but as mentioned before ,...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-22-2012, 03:43 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 3,950
Posted By myflatline

Just in the paper today, 8 for all of Citrus...

Just in the paper today, 8 for all of Citrus county
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