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Forum: Dockside Chat
12-05-2019, 09:14 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,512
Posted By China Rider

I went to school in Boulder. In the 80's we were...

I went to school in Boulder. In the 80's we were paying $900 for a dilapidated, drafty 4 bedroom Victorian. The Kind was $50 a quarter and X was made in a lab on campus. And more trim than you can...
Forum: Dockside Chat
11-19-2019, 06:10 AM
Replies: 209
Views: 14,259
Posted By China Rider

So......the upcoming Nike commercial is going to...

So......the upcoming Nike commercial is going to be about him trying out for the NFL, but no scouts show up because the whole system is racist, rigged and unwoke?
Forum: Dockside Chat
11-16-2019, 09:03 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,898
Posted By China Rider

No you don't get it, straight or not. I...

No you don't get it, straight or not.

I could explain it to you, but I can't make you understand it.
Forum: Dockside Chat
11-15-2019, 06:07 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,898
Posted By China Rider

I was waiting for some parts from SIM. I came...

I was waiting for some parts from SIM. I came home for lunch and was out front, throwing the ball for the dog. Along comes a USPS van (different from the usual daily one) and drops something in my...
Forum: Dockside Chat
11-02-2019, 10:52 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 6,687
Posted By China Rider

****in' A Right. We could design these explosive...

****in' A Right. We could design these explosive collars so if they wander off the reservation.......Boom!
Forum: Dockside Chat
11-01-2019, 07:15 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 11,147
Posted By China Rider

I fired a guy for taking the work truck and...

I fired a guy for taking the work truck and getting busted with a bag of coke on him.

Years later, when he was sober, we had a conversation about the good ole days. He said the only time he ever...
10-29-2019, 06:39 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 399
Posted By China Rider

Free Bald Cypress saplings

At the Audubon house on Oslo Rd in Vero Beach, while supplies last. They're in 1 gallon pots and need TLC.

Just planted 15 around my pond.
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-27-2019, 06:47 AM
Replies: 217
Views: 15,544
Posted By China Rider

In South Africa lots of vehicles don't go more...

In South Africa lots of vehicles don't go more than 35 mph. These rusted out jalopies - usually overloaded with people, luggage and sometimes cattle - use the shoulder as a travel lane. In fact...
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-25-2019, 06:44 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 9,204
Posted By China Rider

How much was the blinker fluid?

How much was the blinker fluid?
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-21-2019, 06:48 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,600
Posted By China Rider

Whilst I was building a deck for my Dad, I...

Whilst I was building a deck for my Dad, I grabbed the towel that I always keep handy to wipe the sweat off my face. Mother-scratcher got me right on the end of my nose. :mad:

Popped 4 Benadryl...
10-17-2019, 07:09 AM
Replies: 189
Views: 30,484
Posted By China Rider

https://i.imgur.com/JsI4ZFb.jpg?1

https://i.imgur.com/JsI4ZFb.jpg?1
Forum: Test Area
10-17-2019, 07:07 AM
Replies: 0
kob
Views: 92
Posted By China Rider

kob

https://i.imgur.com/JsI4ZFb.jpg?1
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-15-2019, 06:35 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,301
Posted By China Rider

Property setbacks? Hurricane tie-downs? ...

Property setbacks?
Hurricane tie-downs?
Permit Police?
Surfaholic?

Jus' shittin' ya, Brah! Looks manly.
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-11-2019, 06:23 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 4,752
Posted By China Rider

Harbor Freight: "Phone number please?" Me: ...

Harbor Freight: "Phone number please?"

Me: "I don't have a phone."

The sound of line peeling off a reel comes from my pocket

Guy behind me: "Quick, grab the rod."

The fishermen in the...
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-11-2019, 06:13 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,843
Posted By China Rider

22 yrs ago I locked my keys in my truck. ...

22 yrs ago I locked my keys in my truck. Locksmith didn't even pull over, just left his truck idling in the middle of the road. It took him exactly 4 seconds to go through the triangle window with...
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-06-2019, 03:48 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,255
Posted By China Rider

Scanned all my old pics last winter. ...

Scanned all my old pics last winter.

Telluride 1988
https://i.imgur.com/a3cp7xR.jpg?1

Sportin' the mullet
https://i.imgur.com/pFUkNpD.jpg?1

RIP Willy my brother....
Forum: Test Area
10-06-2019, 03:43 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 68
Posted By China Rider

willy

https://i.imgur.com/a3cp7xR.jpg?1
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-03-2019, 06:31 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,255
Posted By China Rider

We had a shower during Crazy Fingers at Red...

We had a shower during Crazy Fingers at Red Rocks, I think, but it could have been the glitter falling in my eyeballs.

At Park City, the Cops were on horseback stopping all the Heads trying to...
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-03-2019, 06:39 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,255
Posted By China Rider

'88 I was at Red Rocks and Telluride CO. Then...

'88 I was at Red Rocks and Telluride CO. Then off to Angels Camp CA, Tempe AZ, and then finished up on the ski slopes of Park City UT. Good times.
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-03-2019, 06:22 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 4,953
Posted By China Rider

Ronnie (owner) is a nice guy, his family works...

Ronnie (owner) is a nice guy, his family works there and they're all nice too. But he doesn't haggle. I questioned the price on a hatch that was clearly several years old. He said it was brand new. I...
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-01-2019, 05:56 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,255
Posted By China Rider

My son drifts off to this encore: Lay down...

My son drifts off to this encore:

Lay down my dear brother
Lay down and take your rest
I want to lay your head upon your savior's breath
I love you, oh but Jesus loves you the best
And I bid...
Forum: Dockside Chat
09-30-2019, 07:47 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 7,438
Posted By China Rider

John Elway walks into a bar Bartender: "Why...

John Elway walks into a bar

Bartender: "Why the long face?"
Forum: Dockside Chat
09-30-2019, 07:26 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,255
Posted By China Rider

Sing me sweet and sleepy All the way back home.

Sing me sweet and sleepy
All the way back home.
Forum: Dockside Chat
09-25-2019, 07:40 AM
Replies: 229
Views: 15,935
Posted By China Rider

I played rugby in high school in a different...

I played rugby in high school in a different hemisphere. A student running onto the field before one of our games would be like trolling a mullet through a school of Mahi. And there would be no...
09-23-2019, 05:44 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,789
Posted By China Rider

With a jon boat, a 9HP kicker and a few...

With a jon boat, a 9HP kicker and a few strategically placed anchors, I could dredge the Everglades
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