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Forum: Dockside Chat
01-23-2008, 01:36 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 807
Posted By Monstro

Dog Communication 2

Once the dog is comfortable with you coming up rubbing his ears and sniffing around his head (without flinching away) itís floor play time.
NOTE: butt sniffing. The big dog doesnít sniff butts. The...
Forum: Dockside Chat
01-18-2008, 01:59 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 820
Posted By Monstro

Cousin Eddie Ė dog communication

Iíve taught plasma physics to engineers, compass and orienteering skills to cub scouts, two kids to drive and a wife to sail. Each was its own challenge that required effective communication at a...
Forum: Dockside Chat
01-17-2008, 08:07 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,278
Posted By Monstro

Re: DOG FIGHT

Cousin Eddie,
I think I can help you get your dog over the noise fear.
The problem I have found is most trainers try to shoehorn the dog into people mode. Or they think that most dogs will react...
Forum: Dockside Chat
01-17-2008, 07:54 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 958
Posted By Monstro

Is she good in Bed??

I donít know who thinks up this c**p and itís sad that people reply to these polls butÖ.
The ?? results are in??
Most women would prefer to be better looking than better in bed.
WTF is that...
Forum: Dockside Chat
01-16-2008, 08:10 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 9,700
Posted By Monstro

Re: Info on 383 stroker

If I remember right the 383 was the stock MOPAR engine in the old Roadrunner.
The weight to HP wasnít too bad but they had a problem with shearing the index pin for the timing chain sprocket on the...
Forum: Dockside Chat
01-16-2008, 08:03 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,278
Posted By Monstro

Re: DOG FIGHT

Heel,
Looking back, it would have been funny as hell to watch.
At the time it was a spooky ďGOING REDĒ moment for me. In the heat of battle all I wanted to do was kick his azz. Iím not kidding...
Forum: Dockside Chat
01-16-2008, 07:41 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,278
Posted By Monstro

DOG FIGHT

Dog Fight.
I remember the first time I took our mutt to the Vet. They had a questionnaire to be filled out and one of the questions was, How do you see your pet.
The answers ranged from, a furry...
Forum: Dockside Chat
01-16-2008, 06:53 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 702
Posted By Monstro

REHAB UPDATE.

Good and Bad News.
The good news is the therapy is working. Iím not hobbling around as much and the pain is tapering off. Maybe one or two more visits and Iím done. The pain in the hip was caused by...
Forum: Dockside Chat
01-10-2008, 09:06 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,048
Posted By Monstro

Iíve been ordered to REHAB!!!

I have been ordered to report to the facility 3 times a week to have a cute therapist rub my buttocks. :grin:
It appears I sprung a ligament in my hip and torqued my back.
Heat, massage and...
Forum: Dockside Chat
01-10-2008, 09:04 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,164
Posted By Monstro

Re: Tiddies and Pancakes

Katkt,
Thanks, after 23 years momma and I have discovered that we are the only two people that could stand each other. ;?

wstrickland1,
You got it. Nestled in the thriving metropolis of...
Forum: Dockside Chat
12-31-2007, 11:38 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,407
Posted By Monstro

Re: Deadliest Catch

Not to spoil it for anyone, but look for a mention of The Big Valley.
The ship that sank a few years back.
The fellow that was pulled aboard the Time Bandit was later hired on as crew.
Kind of...
Forum: Dockside Chat
12-31-2007, 11:31 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,164
Posted By Monstro

Tiddies and Pancakes

I am ending my hiatus from posting with another Uncle Monstro Story.
Tiddies and Pancakes. :grin:
My job is solving problems. When everyone else throws up their hands and walk away is where I...
Forum: Dockside Chat
08-27-2007, 01:00 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 380
Posted By Monstro

Re: Back to the lower 48.

Canít talk about it. The guys must sign a nondisclosure agreement about 10 pages long and the DC production crew are really hard azzed about it.
I will shrink some photos to post.
They are...
Forum: Dockside Chat
08-27-2007, 12:39 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 380
Posted By Monstro

Back to the lower 48.

The last two weeks have been like living in a nature special. Seeing humpback whales breach blowing plumes of spray. Watching a pod of about 40 killer whales herding fish. Saw Salmon lined up like...
Forum: Dockside Chat
08-22-2007, 07:48 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 916
Posted By Monstro

Re: You know your in Alaska when,

Down here in the Islands Mon. We aint got no bugs.
There is still snow on the mountains. Water temp 38 degrees.
One more thing.
After a few days, everything you own starts to smell like fish. And...
Forum: Dockside Chat
08-22-2007, 07:16 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 916
Posted By Monstro

Re: You know your in Alaska when,

Still here Tin.
Chillin in Kodiak.
29313
Wore out my fly rod arm. Switched to spinner. A lot of dogs and humpyís.
One nice silver keeper. Heís going home with me in the cooler to keep the...
Forum: Dockside Chat
08-22-2007, 03:26 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 916
Posted By Monstro

You know your in Alaska when,

You can catch over 50 Salmon in an hour.
You think of changing your name to ďDances with HalibutĒ.
The local Jazz/Rock concert is sung in Alutiiq.
You canít swing a dead cat without hitting a...
Forum: Dockside Chat
08-22-2007, 03:13 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,802
Posted By Monstro

Re: Colorado ski trip advice

I still like Keystone the best.
Night Skiing. Three mountains deep.
The back slopes arenít that busy. With a three or more day lift ticket you can ski Breck, A-Basin, Copper and a few others on...
Forum: Dockside Chat
08-10-2007, 12:48 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,122
Posted By Monstro

Re: Earth's Crust

Donít worry guys. On December 21, 2012 when all the planets and the thickest part of the Milky Way align we will have a polar shift. The earths crust will do what ever it wants. It may slide around...
Forum: Dockside Chat
08-07-2007, 11:57 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 402
Posted By Monstro

Back to Alaska.

Itís taken 4 years and a near fatal electrocution but I am finally going back to Alaska for a vacation. Two weeks of fishing, hiking, camping, kayaking and any other activity I can find that ends...
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-25-2007, 11:10 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,694
Posted By Monstro

Re: Airgasm

You can find the closest by googling sky venture. I flew the one in Orlando. TB,s stomping grounds. Figure spending about $50 for two 1 minute sessions. Get the DVD to bore your friends with....
06-21-2007, 12:49 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 14,433
Posted By Monstro

Re: List the boats that you've owned

8í dingy
12í al jon boat 9.8 HP merc
25í home built 25 HP Rude
14Ē tri hull 25HP Rude
16 ft Glastron 75HP Rude
16í tri hull 35 HP POS Chrysler
25í Irwin Sloop CMCS SORC racer
25í Chris...
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-21-2007, 12:38 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,694
Posted By Monstro

Airgasm

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We all like the feeling of the wind in our face. :grin:
It the wind is 120 MPH itís a bit weird but if you jump into the air flow your body will float around suspended on a cushion of...
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-20-2007, 01:36 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,425
Posted By Monstro

Re: Guess who is going on a Statin...

Staten drugs will effect your cognitive functions. The brain needs fat and cholesterol to operate. The Staten drugs will affect the way your body chemistry processes what your brain needs to work....
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-20-2007, 01:03 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 998
Posted By Monstro

I need a Numismatist.

It is probably an oxymoron, but I need an honest coin broker to liquidate a medium size estate.
Time is not critical so this wonít be a fire sale. I know there are Maple Leafs, Kugerands and...
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