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Forum: Dockside Chat
06-16-2019, 04:31 PM
Replies: 5,132
Views: 967,897
Posted By Kamper

It was a dark, stormy, night. PJ was on his first...

It was a dark, stormy, night. PJ was on his first ever task, and it was guard duty.

Captain Murdoch strolled by taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young able seaman snapped to attention, made...
06-16-2019, 11:39 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 6,572
Posted By Kamper

Chalk-line the boundary. Place a pair if...

Chalk-line the boundary.

Place a pair if uprights on the line with string between them to a height that's just under the part hanging over your yard.

Fire up your chain-saw when you know he's...
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-01-2019, 02:16 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 5,461
Posted By Kamper

If they had pictures, it should be a snap. If it...

If they had pictures, it should be a snap. If it goes to court, I'd advise a lawyer and include attorney's fees in the suit.
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-23-2019, 08:44 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,630
Posted By Kamper

Woddy came across to me as just plain mean. ...

Woddy came across to me as just plain mean.

Caroll O'Connor (actually a liberal) gave me the impression that Archie was confused that folks didn't agree with him.
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-23-2019, 08:41 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,192
Posted By Kamper

One of my passengers once asked why my PFD was...

One of my passengers once asked why my PFD was noticeably better. I told them if they fell out, I would come back for them. If I fell out, they'd probably keep going until the boat hit something.
05-19-2019, 07:35 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 625
Posted By Kamper

In the event you have issues, Documentation...

In the event you have issues, Documentation speeds up the verification of ownership and nationality compared to communication between sub-national government agencies.

It also restricts which...
05-17-2019, 01:18 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,181
Posted By Kamper

I used to move a friend's 24' Formula with my...

I used to move a friend's 24' Formula with my yard tractor so I could mow underneath it. I kept the jack wheel down.
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-17-2019, 11:10 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,045
Posted By Kamper

Pipe insulation won't hurt but the other...

Pipe insulation won't hurt but the other contributors sound a lot more knowledgeable than me.
05-17-2019, 11:08 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,166
Posted By Kamper

If you have more than 2 inches of free board,...

If you have more than 2 inches of free board, you've forgotten something.
05-16-2019, 03:05 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 4,535
Posted By Kamper

There is a place for it but you should write it...

There is a place for it but you should write it in, with a pencil, so you can change it easily. You can also use a sticky address label.
05-15-2019, 12:05 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 36,303
Posted By Kamper

Make sure the tanks are going to be damaged by...

Make sure the tanks are going to be damaged by the ethanol fuel blends being used these days. You may want to change them or use portables.
05-15-2019, 08:37 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 4,535
Posted By Kamper

Is Florida a "Real ID" state? I think that's part...

Is Florida a "Real ID" state? I think that's part of the requirements. NH is optional but wife and I just upgraded. We had to show two items with our address on it that weren't junk mail. We also...
05-15-2019, 08:23 AM
Replies: 153
Views: 36,303
Posted By Kamper

offer 1/2 - 2/3 blue book for a used boat that...

offer 1/2 - 2/3 blue book for a used boat that age, leave out the accessories. You don't know what still works or meets current standards.
05-11-2019, 04:20 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 992
Posted By Kamper

Replace one at time. Your friend... ...

Replace one at time.

Your friend...

Captain Obvious
05-11-2019, 04:15 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 823
Posted By Kamper

I like what you did. You should paint it though...

I like what you did. You should paint it though because plumbing grade PVC will break down in sunlight. Use something like 'Plastikote' that is compatible with PVC. Electical PVC might be okay but...
05-11-2019, 04:08 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 3,366
Posted By Kamper

Between one summer and the next, my night vision...

Between one summer and the next, my night vision went to hell (due to diabetes). I bought a real good chart plotter so I wouldn't hit the islands on our 'big lake' and never went out in fog or bad...
05-10-2019, 01:23 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,110
Posted By Kamper

I'm in corporate travel but this has come up a...

I'm in corporate travel but this has come up a few times for me. No one used by my clients would allow towing. That might have been a clause in their contracts though. Some U-Haul locations used to...
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-09-2019, 02:33 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 979
Posted By Kamper

I had a friend who worked at a cannery. As long...

I had a friend who worked at a cannery. As long as the container isn't compromised the food is good.

One of their products was condensed milk. After a couple years that got dark and they...
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-08-2019, 12:41 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 5,833
Posted By Kamper

It's never a bad time for a foil hat.

It's never a bad time for a foil hat.
05-04-2019, 05:12 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 9,141
Posted By Kamper

No cleats, no rod holders and you'd rather not...

No cleats, no rod holders and you'd rather not drill holes. Got it.

Have you considered counter-weights? Small sandbags would do it, you can put a grommet on the top for a tidy look. If you want...
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-26-2019, 05:30 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 4,043
Posted By Kamper

I knew someone who rented a condo to a friend and...

I knew someone who rented a condo to a friend and gave him proxy (permitted at that place).

The Association refused to recognize him. After the lawsuit/settlement, they had to go back and revote...
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-24-2019, 09:54 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 4,043
Posted By Kamper

Try... "Serve me with this again and I will...

Try...

"Serve me with this again and I will charge you with impersonating a government official."
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-24-2019, 09:44 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 3,455
Posted By Kamper

With my luck, it would be the same one using me...

With my luck, it would be the same one using me for commuter service!

I like the juicy fruit gum trick. I'm going to try that if I get more moles. The poison baits might get chewed by my dog. She...
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-24-2019, 08:33 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 3,455
Posted By Kamper

There's a mole in the bucket, dear Lisa, dear...

There's a mole in the bucket,
dear Lisa, dear Liza.

A mole in the bucket.

Dear Liza, a mole!

(Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

I got a guillotine trap at the hardware store $22 (13.95 at Home...
Forum: Dockside Chat
04-22-2019, 11:12 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,304
Posted By Kamper

Make sure your name on the tickets matches the...

Make sure your name on the tickets matches the passport. Some places will give you trouble if you don't
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