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09-20-2019, 07:50 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,955
Posted By Me Tarzan

The Eastern Garter Snake is terrestrial and...

The Eastern Garter Snake is terrestrial and active during the day. It is frequently found along the banks of canals and ditches, and around houses in residential areas.
09-20-2019, 07:44 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,955
Posted By Me Tarzan

Maybe that is how a young garter snake looks?

Maybe that is how a young garter snake looks?
Forum: Dockside Chat
09-04-2019, 07:44 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 833
Posted By Me Tarzan

90% of the time that I have given my number out...

90% of the time that I have given my number out for the last 20 years it has been 1 digit off. I have done it so often that more than once I have given the wrong number when I mean to give the right...
Forum: Dockside Chat
09-02-2019, 03:34 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,658
Posted By Me Tarzan

Gout? I believe the prevalent cure on the...

Gout? I believe the prevalent cure on the internet is to smash it with a phonebook. They still make phonebooks?
Forum: Dockside Chat
09-01-2019, 06:40 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,689
Posted By Me Tarzan

I never said I wasn't a hypocrite.

I never said I wasn't a hypocrite.
Forum: Dockside Chat
09-01-2019, 11:04 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,689
Posted By Me Tarzan

Let's just say you win. But one thing I am proud...

Let's just say you win. But one thing I am proud of, never had to call police for anything.
You couldn't pay me enough to put myself in the situations with the people you have to deal with. I am...
Forum: Dockside Chat
09-01-2019, 10:51 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,689
Posted By Me Tarzan

I am the guy that blasts around people who are...

I am the guy that blasts around people who are going too slow because they see a cop ahead. Who in this case would have never seen anyone flying past. Your statement just proves you think you are...
Forum: Dockside Chat
09-01-2019, 10:37 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,689
Posted By Me Tarzan

I tried to interact with LEO on the way home from...

I tried to interact with LEO on the way home from work Friday afternoon. LEO made 3 illegal lane changes and took my exit. Being the nice guy that I am, I pulled up next to him at the light and...
Forum: Dockside Chat
09-01-2019, 10:13 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 526
Posted By Me Tarzan

Coming from the guy with the worst house on the...

Coming from the guy with the worst house on the street, I would rather you live across from me so I could admire your prefect lawn from my front porch (while doing other manly things that grind your...
08-08-2019, 02:27 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 7,178
Posted By Me Tarzan

I forgot I did that on my last truck and when...

I forgot I did that on my last truck and when trade-in time came I had to break out the cheater bar. Didn't remember it was welded until I broke it free.
Forum: Dockside Chat
08-07-2019, 03:38 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 9,122
Posted By Me Tarzan

I'm not going and I don't believe aliens or alien...

I'm not going and I don't believe aliens or alien technology reside in Area 51 but I do hope at least a few thousand people give it a do or die try.
08-01-2019, 11:30 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 16,055
Posted By Me Tarzan

That is the only argument I can imagine for...

That is the only argument I can imagine for removing hitch when not in use. I could probably kick a banana tree down with no pain from all the scar tissue on my shins from walking into hitches. I...
Forum: Dockside Chat
08-01-2019, 11:27 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 12,986
Posted By Me Tarzan

I run red lights at least a few times a week....

I run red lights at least a few times a week. Mostly left turn lights when all is clear (Why do left turn arrows even exist?). Several times people have accidentally followed me and then freak out...
08-01-2019, 09:04 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 16,055
Posted By Me Tarzan

Is it illegal anywhere?

Is it illegal anywhere?
Forum: Dockside Chat
08-01-2019, 09:01 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 17,148
Posted By Me Tarzan

Defuse the situation, defuse her. Let her get...

Defuse the situation, defuse her. Let her get away.

You'll soon find her in Seattle, working in a car wash.

That way no-one gets hurt.
Forum: Dockside Chat
08-01-2019, 08:58 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 17,148
Posted By Me Tarzan

Yah, I never saw the cop put his seatbelt on so...

Yah, I never saw the cop put his seatbelt on so she might be able to get off on a technicality and sue.
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-30-2019, 04:22 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,148
Posted By Me Tarzan

Have to believe a witness named "Phil...

Have to believe a witness named "Phil Cox"....
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-30-2019, 02:57 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 23,337
Posted By Me Tarzan

I'm no tough guy by any means but watching these...

I'm no tough guy by any means but watching these videos makes me feel like an invincible badass... until the police come.
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-29-2019, 07:54 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 4,883
Posted By Me Tarzan

I'd risk taking I to the dealer. Download the...

I'd risk taking I to the dealer. Download the Uber app just in case.
07-28-2019, 10:23 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 164
Posted By Me Tarzan

I have a 30hp Suzuki with a squeal roughly...

I have a 30hp Suzuki with a squeal roughly between 2,500-4,500 rpm. Doesn't squeal at low speed or high speed. Pretty sure I have my problem (hoping) narrowed down to a defective prop. Sending off...
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-28-2019, 09:08 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,458
Posted By Me Tarzan

What I don't understand is when videos filmed in...

What I don't understand is when videos filmed in landscape get the sides blurred out to appear portrait? Oh well. Lots of nice bikes.
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-28-2019, 08:58 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,547
Posted By Me Tarzan

Have you been to Tejas lately? Back on...

Have you been to Tejas lately?

Back on topic... I will take rattlesnakes in Texas all day long. If I am walking in the outdoors and a cobra rises up at me I would probably shoot myself trying to...
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-28-2019, 08:32 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,547
Posted By Me Tarzan

It didn't say it wasn't so... it must be in the...

It didn't say it wasn't so... it must be in the invasive species capital of the world right?
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-27-2019, 05:08 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,547
Posted By Me Tarzan

Wow and in Florida.

Wow and in Florida.
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-26-2019, 10:23 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 867
Posted By Me Tarzan

Had a motorcycle helmet stolen in a small town....

Had a motorcycle helmet stolen in a small town. Found my helmet attached to a motorcycle outside WalMart so I called the police. Thief came out and said he bought helmet at pawnshop (2 days after...
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