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Forum: Dockside Chat
Today, 01:49 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,943
Posted By Blythe1022

Judging from the responses, you guys didn't marry...

Judging from the responses, you guys didn't marry up either? Getting married is like fishing. Sometimes the fishing is good. Some days aren't so good. Some times the weather changes while you're out...
Forum: Dockside Chat
Today, 08:21 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 8,155
Posted By Blythe1022

Maybe this guy was training these cops?...

Maybe this guy was training these cops? https://www.wspa.com/news/fmr-upstate-police-chief-arrested-for-bank-robbery-on-pawleys-island/1875562900
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-22-2019, 07:04 AM
Replies: 145
Views: 15,983
Posted By Blythe1022

If I was Joyce's husband there is no telling what...

If I was Joyce's husband there is no telling what she would have to do to make up for the shit show she stirred up. You know that guy wants to A) Punch her in the mouth. B) Have her make sandwiches...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-22-2019, 06:34 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 5,395
Posted By Blythe1022

There are several things to consider when you...

There are several things to consider when you talk about student loans. First let's talk about the BS degree. Pretty much the only times where everyone in your office has the same degree is if you...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-21-2019, 08:33 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 4,273
Posted By Blythe1022

I know two chicks that married people they had...

I know two chicks that married people they had met online. They had "met" most every man that they might run into during their daily life. The internet allowed them to broaden their search and find...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-21-2019, 08:21 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,188
Posted By Blythe1022

I had a cousin that had been battling cancer for...

I had a cousin that had been battling cancer for nine years. She wrote her own obituary during her final battle with it. It was probably the best funeral service I have attended. It was so much more...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-19-2019, 12:01 PM
Replies: 166
Views: 15,679
Posted By Blythe1022

A good woman like that is hard to find. Most of...

A good woman like that is hard to find. Most of them want you to listen to the drama between her and the rest of the hens and make plans for the two of you on days when you should fish.
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-19-2019, 11:49 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 11,786
Posted By Blythe1022

I would march over to the neighbor's house and...

I would march over to the neighbor's house and tell them what they owe you in order to buy the right to choose their neighbors. When they tell you they can't pay that price tell them they better find...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-19-2019, 11:11 AM
Replies: 166
Views: 15,679
Posted By Blythe1022

Cohabitation is plenty good IMO if you don't have...

Cohabitation is plenty good IMO if you don't have a family in mind. On the other hand you might be the neighbor referred to as the guy with no kids and a female roommate. Not that their is anything...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-18-2019, 11:01 AM
Replies: 172
Views: 14,022
Posted By Blythe1022

Mine is like that too. She gets it from her...

Mine is like that too. She gets it from her parents. They sit around in the dark like a bunch of bats. I told my wife I need to be able to see the food I am eating at the table and be able to clearly...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-15-2019, 07:33 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 5,035
Posted By Blythe1022

I say you can give it a try if you don't have a...

I say you can give it a try if you don't have a family to support. The number one thing you are going to need is CASH. The number two thing is credit. Go ahead and sell your boat. You will be working...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-12-2019, 08:48 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 3,536
Posted By Blythe1022

That shooter is unbelievably lucky. I guess I...

That shooter is unbelievably lucky. I guess I could see how the man assumed the first round left the barrel if the brass ejected. The second round had to seem like there was something way different...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-11-2019, 01:28 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 6,134
Posted By Blythe1022

I think the skating rink would be covered under...

I think the skating rink would be covered under assumed risk. Do you want to sue a kid for your wife's injuries? Is the little bit of money you may collect going to make things right? This is why you...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-11-2019, 08:31 AM
Replies: 156
Views: 10,844
Posted By Blythe1022

I suppose the fact that the idiot is already a...

I suppose the fact that the idiot is already a felon makes throwing the book at him a little less extreme. For your average drunk tourist being prosecuted and locked up for jumping on a pelican's...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-11-2019, 08:10 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,238
Posted By Blythe1022

That guy should have been on a watch list a long...

That guy should have been on a watch list a long time ago.
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-11-2019, 07:58 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,862
Posted By Blythe1022

Since you are long term planning, there is a way...

Since you are long term planning, there is a way you never have to give her a dime. It probably wouldn't cost you any more than 20 years. What's the money really worth to you?
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-11-2019, 07:26 AM
Replies: 156
Views: 10,844
Posted By Blythe1022

Of all that probably went on in Key West in that...

Of all that probably went on in Key West in that day alone, this one makes the highlight reel? The bird flew off and didn't appear hurt. There certainly isn't a shortage of pelicans. This is just...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-05-2019, 11:07 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,522
Posted By Blythe1022

It means if you want to stick a plunger on your...

It means if you want to stick a plunger on your head and pretend you're a unicorn (special) on your birthday then go for it.
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-05-2019, 11:02 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 4,581
Posted By Blythe1022

Let me be another to suggest the ISR lessons....

Let me be another to suggest the ISR lessons. Mine took the classes before they were 2 years old. Mine are constantly around water. It was the best money I could spend on a piece of mind. Thankfully...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-05-2019, 10:54 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 4,581
Posted By Blythe1022

This is the situation under which most drownings...

This is the situation under which most drownings happen. Everyone thinks somebody else is watching. No fence or regulation will prevent this type of accident. You, as a parent, just have to be so...
Forum: Dockside Chat
03-04-2019, 10:49 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,125
Posted By Blythe1022

That's going to be real funny when every time...

That's going to be real funny when every time your kid gets a piece of cheese he throws it. Not to mention these kids are going to take revenge at the nursing home one day.
Forum: Dockside Chat
02-26-2019, 11:44 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 5,598
Posted By Blythe1022

I would say the RV lot is trying to steal your...

I would say the RV lot is trying to steal your identity. Just because somebody made enough money last year to be able to pay the bill does not mean that they will. What they should be asking for is a...
Forum: Gulf Coast
02-21-2019, 10:37 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 16,135
Posted By Blythe1022

Any word on the bull reds? I have seen a lot of...

Any word on the bull reds? I have seen a lot of limits of decent fish on social media. I was wondering if it's because the captain only took one pic back at the dock or maybe most people are meat...
Forum: Dockside Chat
02-20-2019, 08:43 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 13,046
Posted By Blythe1022

A boney girl is bitchy. Mainly because she is...

A boney girl is bitchy. Mainly because she is hungry and people get bitchy when they don't eat. Ugly and bitchy is a real loosing hand. I also can't do muscle bound chicks. The super defined abs and...
Forum: Dockside Chat
02-20-2019, 06:30 AM
Replies: 98
Views: 19,906
Posted By Blythe1022

That's getting on 'em, Bo!

That's getting on 'em, Bo!
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