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Yesterday, 05:45 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 352
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Ketchup on símores didnít go over well with the...

Ketchup on símores didnít go over well with the Boy Scout Troop....
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-08-2019, 09:08 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,564
Posted By Cjfla

Some kids call & see how the parents are doing...

Some kids call & see how the parents are doing and some kids donít. Itís all about how they were raised (programmed)
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-07-2019, 09:23 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 3,410
Posted By Cjfla

Only cost me $3,579 to get my social security...

Only cost me $3,579 to get my social security number reinstated. Quick and easy - would recommend again.
07-07-2019, 09:16 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 809
Posted By Cjfla

Burning of your eyes is due to the PH of the...

Burning of your eyes is due to the PH of the water - not the chlorine level (unless your levels are so high that everything in the pool is turning white).

no need to go to the pool store for...
Forum: Dockside Chat
07-04-2019, 03:04 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 13,557
Posted By Cjfla

If you go the chlorine route - use bleach....

If you go the chlorine route - use bleach. Contains the same chlorine as the pool tabs at a fraction of the price. Just remember bleach begins to lose its effectiveness after 3 months so try and buy...
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-21-2019, 11:16 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 5,040
Posted By Cjfla

Iíd eliminate the caffeine intake....that will...

Iíd eliminate the caffeine intake....that will stop the inevitable crash after the caffeine wears off (also will keep your adrenal gland from functioning abnormally)
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-13-2019, 05:53 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,158
Posted By Cjfla

I asked the Nigerian Prince that Iím loaning...

I asked the Nigerian Prince that Iím loaning money to help recover his inheritance - the Prince thinks itís probably a spoofing scam
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-11-2019, 06:56 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 5,358
Posted By Cjfla

Just phase the ďcorrectionĒ in the form of a...

Just phase the ďcorrectionĒ in the form of a question....(not like jeopardy)

for instance: ďIsnít that a rectal thermometer?Ē
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-08-2019, 06:45 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,447
Posted By Cjfla

Hot, hot water with dawn on a washcloth to get...

Hot, hot water with dawn on a washcloth to get the grease off ...then windex.
Forum: Dockside Chat
06-06-2019, 05:08 PM
Replies: 231
Views: 15,536
Posted By Cjfla

My mom taught 1st & 2nd grade level learning...

My mom taught 1st & 2nd grade level learning disabled children. Always wanted performance testing on teachers as so many of her kids got sent back down to her classroom because they regressed the...
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-27-2019, 01:14 AM
Replies: 621
Views: 61,725
Posted By Cjfla

My point was that Trebek could be gone before...

My point was that Trebek could be gone before Holtzhauer (sorry to be glum Pete - my grandfather had stage 4 pancreatic & it took his life in less than 2 months: hope for the best; plan for the...
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-25-2019, 07:56 PM
Replies: 621
Views: 61,725
Posted By Cjfla

Trebeck has stage 4 pancreatic cancer....

Trebeck has stage 4 pancreatic cancer....
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-25-2019, 09:31 AM
Replies: 621
Views: 61,725
Posted By Cjfla

To perfect his timing with the buzzer, he read an...

To perfect his timing with the buzzer, he read an e-book by former "Jeopardy!" champion Fritz Holznagel, who emphasized focusing on the lights on the side of the board that light up when the buzzers...
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-22-2019, 08:49 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 16,672
Posted By Cjfla

Heirs of Fisher Nuts (and many other...

Heirs of Fisher Nuts (and many other brands/products).

always pisses him off when I snack on the generic nuts from Walmart
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-22-2019, 08:45 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 13,451
Posted By Cjfla

Forgive? Sure. Forget? Never.

Forgive? Sure.
Forget? Never.
05-19-2019, 11:09 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 11,445
Posted By Cjfla

Camera man said the driver was pulling the boat...

Camera man said the driver was pulling the boat out of the water when he realized the outboard was still running! Driver hopped out with car in neutral & only the emergency brake - you can hear the...
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-19-2019, 10:40 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 3,060
Posted By Cjfla

In June that black pavement is going to be hot =...

In June that black pavement is going to be hot = flip flops, crocs, or sandals (no worries when caught in the afternoon shower). Nighttime is good for running/tennis shoes.
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-17-2019, 11:44 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 6,673
Posted By Cjfla

Stage 4 malignant melanoma 14 years ago. Happy to...

Stage 4 malignant melanoma 14 years ago. Happy to still be around....Iím always barking at my kids about sun exposure even though the oncologist said it was most likely hereditary
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-16-2019, 05:07 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,099
Posted By Cjfla

Video guy said he was leaving & forgot to turn...

Video guy said he was leaving & forgot to turn off the motor, jumped out of car in neutral & only set the parking brake. You can hear the prop clanging on the pavement.
05-11-2019, 03:41 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 985
Posted By Cjfla

Flores consent decree

Flores consent decree
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-06-2019, 03:20 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 11,479
Posted By Cjfla

The reel threat is if/when Chinaís yuan becomes...

The reel threat is if/when Chinaís yuan becomes the worldís currency
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-05-2019, 12:31 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 6,631
Posted By Cjfla

Stuffing/Dressing....wasnít momís always the best?

Stuffing/Dressing....wasnít momís always the best?
Forum: Dockside Chat
05-05-2019, 11:03 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 4,157
Posted By Cjfla

When asked if he agreed with the ruling Maximum...

When asked if he agreed with the ruling Maximum Security replied ďnayĒ
04-13-2019, 11:57 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 509
Posted By Cjfla

Carefully hold a long flathead screwdriver to...

Carefully hold a long flathead screwdriver to various points of the engine with the handle by your ear - carefully!
03-30-2019, 03:51 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,954
Posted By Cjfla

Beautiful boat....any chance you could tell us...

Beautiful boat....any chance you could tell us what % off list you paid?
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