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Forum: Dockside Chat
10-09-2012, 02:54 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 16,864
Posted By iFly

Was it the passed out Santa Clause picture I...

Was it the passed out Santa Clause picture I posted? ;?
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-08-2012, 12:16 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,752
Posted By iFly

Hard to argue with that. :rofl: ...

Hard to argue with that. :rofl:

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2012/6/7/e46c635b-cabc-4852-9045-73396c516f39.jpg
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-08-2012, 11:56 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,752
Posted By iFly

I can pop the top with the wrapper off a stick of...

I can pop the top with the wrapper off a stick of gum and then gut and clean a fish with the bottle cap but, it's also nice to have the right tool for the job. ;)
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-08-2012, 11:28 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,752
Posted By iFly

Swiss Army Fisherman. It has a beer opener. ;) ...

Swiss Army Fisherman. It has a beer opener. ;)
http://join.fishingclub.com/acq/Portals/_default/Skins/FC_NewMbrView_V3/images/swiss-army-knife.jpg
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-07-2012, 11:39 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 16,864
Posted By iFly

No. You are banned. And... we have...

No.

You are banned.


And... we have "turned you into a Newt."
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-07-2012, 09:28 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,414
Posted By iFly

Dude! Ddddddduuuuudddddeeeeeee!...

Dude!



Ddddddduuuuudddddeeeeeee! :thumbsup:
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-07-2012, 08:10 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 4,256
Posted By iFly

The 'good shit' or like sparklers and smoke...

The 'good shit' or like sparklers and smoke bombs?

We stole a train car load of the good shit when I was a kid. Had the cops running all over the town for months!!! :thumbsup: :rofl:
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-07-2012, 07:58 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 6,614
Posted By iFly

I was driving down the street and saw a parking...

I was driving down the street and saw a parking spot. I jumped out of the car and ran over and put a quarter in the meter. I drove off and called one of my employees and told them to drive over to...
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-07-2012, 07:14 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 16,864
Posted By iFly

Even Santa has his bad days. :o ...

Even Santa has his bad days. :o
http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/bad-santa-23.jpg

Feel better, Santa. :thumbsup:
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-07-2012, 06:32 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 8,231
Posted By iFly

Probably my age but... I just don't trust guys...

Probably my age but... I just don't trust guys that own lasers. :o
http://www.screeninsults.com/images/goldfinger-laser2.jpg
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-07-2012, 06:22 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 6,614
Posted By iFly

Ummmmm.... what? Person A (the Idiot) didn't...

Ummmmm.... what?

Person A (the Idiot) didn't pay for any fuel. The "Idiot" put his credit card into a machine and "authorized" fuel to be dispenses and drove away.

Bingo! :rofl:...
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-07-2012, 01:18 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 6,614
Posted By iFly

Understandable. Everyone has a boss of some kind....

Understandable. Everyone has a boss of some kind. Did you call his boss (sergeant, Captain, whatever) and ask him, "What's up"? Maybe his boss thinks this guy is a 'tool' also. ;?
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-07-2012, 07:29 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,644
Posted By iFly

Actually, that was going to be my guess, except I...

Actually, that was going to be my guess, except I figured it belonged to one of those Blue guys. ;?
http://bluemoviereviews.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/andorian-shran.jpg?w=500
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-06-2012, 06:04 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 6,614
Posted By iFly

Not if you were a crook. If I was part of a...

Not if you were a crook.

If I was part of a "swoop and stop" insurance scam I would love to have the Cops help me scam money from honest people for back injury, car body damage, etc... Nothing...
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-06-2012, 05:49 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,270
Posted By iFly

RealNaughtyForYa, Just to let you know......

RealNaughtyForYa,

Just to let you know... ARealMotherForYa has already been used. ;)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lHFq5s28onM/TzZv3RMHfqI/AAAAAAAABjo/MS7Q0aHHX6M/s1600/johnnyguitar.jpg
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-06-2012, 05:37 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,644
Posted By iFly

Don't worry about it, DUMBASS! I'm not the...

Don't worry about it, DUMBASS!

I'm not the kind of guy that would call a guy out for being a complete moron when it comes to knowing one tool from another (or his ass from a hole in the ground).
...
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-05-2012, 08:26 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,249
Posted By iFly

Can you'll eat a pizza with dentures? ;? ...

Can you'll eat a pizza with dentures? ;?
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/images/dentures.jpg
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-05-2012, 06:10 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,644
Posted By iFly

It's not? ;? ...

It's not? ;?
http://www.yeebiz.com/upimg/2/601/nut-inserter-151.jpg
http://www.dafra.com.au/IMAGES/DNPF10_199px.gif
http://productimages.grainger.com/is/image/Grainger/2NJP5_AS01?$productdetail$...
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-05-2012, 05:11 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,270
Posted By iFly

You CAN"T delete your account. Want me to...

You CAN"T delete your account.

Want me to send you the emails from the Mods explaining that they can Ban me but, they can't Delete me. :thumbsup:
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-05-2012, 05:00 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,414
Posted By iFly

Pretty sure she was Hispanic and she didn't even...

Pretty sure she was Hispanic and she didn't even say "Hey-seues" And the look on her face also said Jesus. ;)

It was cute as shit! :thumbsup:
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-05-2012, 04:42 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,414
Posted By iFly

This is THT, not the Encyclopedia Britannica. You...

This is THT, not the Encyclopedia Britannica. You are forgiven. ;)
http://www.flashbackuniverse.com/blogImages/ShazamGomerPyle.jpg
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-05-2012, 04:34 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,644
Posted By iFly

M4-M6 Rivet Nut Inserter. Or... "Sir, could...

M4-M6 Rivet Nut Inserter. Or...

"Sir, could you please hold still?"
http://www.chud.com/articles/content_images/PDVD_005.JPG
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-05-2012, 04:27 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,414
Posted By iFly

Gomer was a television character. ;)

Gomer was a television character. ;)
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-05-2012, 04:24 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,644
Posted By iFly

Think I know her. Did she call it...

Think I know her. Did she call it "Vibrata-Zilla"? ;?
Forum: Dockside Chat
10-05-2012, 03:32 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,414
Posted By iFly

"I met two men who said that they were Jesus. One...

"I met two men who said that they were Jesus. One of them MUST be wrong." Mark Knopfler lyrick
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