Our new home in Connecticut

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Ah, New England!!
August 15 - Moved to our new home in Connecticut . It's so beautiful here. The lake to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly wait to see it snow covered. I'm going to love it here!

October 14 - Connecticut is definitely the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the park and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise, I

October 25- Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous animal. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here. Those red and orange leaves have covered my yard. Looks like a magnificent multi-colored carpet. HOW BEAUTIFUL. Raking and cleaning up the yard will be an opportunity for invigorating exercise in the cool crisp air.

November 1- Ah, more leaves and more exercise.

November 8 - Jesus, still more leaves. Guess it's best to wait until they've all fallen before I rake again.

November 15 - Finally, all of the trees lost their leaves and with today's final raking it's over for this season. Chiropractor suggested I use a lawn maintenance service next year. Only four blisters became infected. Should probably remember to use gloves.

November 30 - What the f--k? Where did all of those leaves come from? Had a little wind last night and the lawn is covered again.
Oh well, they'll just have to wait until spring.

December 12 - It snowed last night, FINALLY. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard.
We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. Had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by we had to shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I Love Connecticut !

December 14- More snow last night, I love it. The snow plow did his trick to the driveway again. I Love it here.

December 19 - More snow again last night. Can't get out of the driveway. Can't get to work. I'm exhausted from shoveling. F--king snowplow.

December 22- More of that white shit fell again last night. As if dealing with the leaves weren't bad enough, now I've got blisters all over my hands from shoveling, must remember to wear gloves. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm finished shoveling the driveway. The asshole.

December 25- Merry F--king Christmas. More frigging snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives the snowplow, I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the f--king ice.

December 27- More white shit last night. Have been inside for three days except for shoveling out the driveway after that plow goes through every time. F--king gloves got wet and then froze on my hands. Doctor said it was just a mild case of frost bite, disfiguration is probably only temporary. Can't go anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the shit tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?

December 28 - The f--king weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of that white shit. At this rate it won't melt 'till summer.The plow got stuck up the road and the bastard came to the door and asked to borrow a shovel. After I told him I'd already broken six of them shoveling all the shit he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one on his f--king head.

January 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back I hit a damned deer that ran in front of my car. Did about $3000 damage. F--king beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.

May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. The thing is rusting out from all the f--king salt they put all over the roads.

May 10 - Moved to Sarasota Florida . I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that God forsaken state of Connecticut .

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That's CT alright!
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I've lived in CT basically all of my 46 years. The longer I live here, the longer I wonder how the hell I do it. From Dec through March, the weather simply SUCKS DONKEY DONG !!

Once April rolls around I start to get my wits back and the winter depression is usually gone.

The kids go back to school in early Sept, and I soon start to think of the hell upon us. Before you know it, you start to need to dress in layers to stay comfortable. Anything more than flip flops, a pair of shorts and a tee shirt, and I hate it.

Why oh why do I do this?? My parents immigrated to the U.S. in the early 50's and pitched their tent here. Why couldn't they have picked Fort Lauderdale, FL??

Oh well, I need to make enough money to spend my winters in FLA. Perhaps that will let me cope a bit better? In the mean time, I go through this same thought process every year.
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Default some funny sh*t!! Sadly though, it rings too true this winter. White gold if you are in the snow removal business though!!!
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[quote=John_Madison CT;3507495]I've lived in CT basically all of my 46 years. The longer I live here, the longer I wonder how the hell I do it. From Dec through March, the weather simply SUCKS DONKEY DONG !!

Took the words right out of my mouth John. Only differance is i am in Mass not CT.

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Summer cant com soon enough...
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Bring it on more snow please..Haha i love it!!!
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Yep same here! Bring it on!
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