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Old 11-30-2011, 12:17 PM
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Default A strange thing happened the other day while fishing

I was sitting on a dock the other day when I heard a voice say, 'Pick
me up.'

... I looked around and couldn't see anyone.

I thought I was dreaming when I heard the voice say again, 'Pick me
up.'

I looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

I said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and
I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.'

'I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I
will be your mistress.'

I looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in my front pocket.

The frog said to me, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful mistress.'

At that moment I opened my pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah,
at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

With age comes wisdom!!!
Old 11-30-2011, 03:03 PM
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Don't want to end up like copper69.

The wife just wouldn't believe the talking frog story.


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Copper69 should have kept his trap shut and his problems would probably be a lot less right now. Pity the fool!
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Oh, nice story too!
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ZAM Did you re-power w/ a Yammie? Thought I saw you heading into Langenfelters the other day. Fishin has been good.Give a shout sometime. George 443-827-0340
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No that wasn't me, I have been thinking about repowering or getting another boat, my outboard still runs great but its 13 years old and has A LOT of hours on it. Theres a couple boats around there that look like mine.
I haven't been out since last week but I was doing pretty good during the warm spell
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---Pocket heck --I'd add it to the Guano sack of Bullfrogs i n the back of my Intimidator, Love them legs , better than any Chicken in the WORLD---geo

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Thumbs up Frogs Forever

[---Pocket heck --I'd add it to the Guano sack of Bullfrogs i n the back of my Intimidator, Love them legs , better than any Chicken in the WORLD--- geo

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