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Old 01-09-2019, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by listingfast View Post
Plumber for 40 years..that thing will fill up with poop from old people. Splashback and such will make a mess. Explosive diarrhea will encase it. People will stop buying the refill after awhile and that thing will still be hooked to the toilet. People these days do not even know how to remove their toilet seat.

But that's not the point..I get it...and I do hope somebody takes the bait.
DON'T let the naysayers load you up with their negativity, this could be bigger than the invention of the rubber band.
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Old 01-09-2019, 06:30 PM
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Holy smokes. Maybe I need a Poopy Topper. Poop from old people? They would need to be squatting over the toilet with the seat up for that to happen?

Removing it is a breeze, the old people can hose it out. Better than wiping all that diarrhea off the wall!

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Old 01-09-2019, 06:35 PM
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Ya need to come to work with me sometime and I'll show ya poop where there should be none..
I believe you. When researching the patent on this I came across a dozen patents directly trying to solve piss being shot out of the front of a toilet when people are peeing. I can't even imagine how that happens. I can imagine explosive diarrhea getting on this in some cases. But it would be the same diarrhea that would shoot out between the seat and bowl, so I think this may still be a win in that case. I have some college kids using it and it has passed the puke test multiple times
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Old 01-09-2019, 06:38 PM
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I can see the usefulness of the item for commercial purposes like rest areas and such as long as it saves on clean up time. Might make a bundle in it!
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Old 01-09-2019, 06:45 PM
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I can see the usefulness of the item for commercial purposes like rest areas and such as long as it saves on clean up time. Might make a bundle in it!
SS Version for that which is more permanently mounted. Will stop that puddle of pee that forms in front of public toilets. People will learn that there is way less splatter if they hit the bowl than backing off and letting it hit the floor and splatter on their shoes.

The way bigger market is residential though. Any house with males has pee on the floor in the bathroom. No way around it. That pee gets tracked throughout the house. Once mommy learns about this on an infomercial and learns of a solution they will buy left and right. Especially with how germ-crazed society is getting.

Guys will buy it because they don't want to pee on themselves. I know some of you say it doesn't happen. But for the rest of us it is disgusting. I hate peeing in toilets without a Tinkle Topper anymore. I just stand there waiting for those first droplets to hit me.
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Old 01-09-2019, 07:15 PM
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Gotta be a tall people thing...I'm short so I'm closer to the potty! But add 9.8 meters/sec squared to exit velocity can make quite a splash..I see..

The girls add paper before the deed to keep the splash and noise down.

Sometimes after sex things get glued shut and that can cause some wonky spray patterns.
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Old 01-09-2019, 07:59 PM
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If your aim is bad, just sit down. No shame in that. I do see the potential for both commercial applications and for those who are too "manly" to sit down.
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Old 01-09-2019, 08:05 PM
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What ever happened to just wiping the f'g thing down? I don't get it....sorry.
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Old 01-09-2019, 08:12 PM
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doesn't anyone just piss outside any more?
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Old 01-09-2019, 08:21 PM
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I can't imagine what caused this line of thought but I bet it involved beer. Lots of beer.

Anyway, good luck with the product. Like milk and eggs, the Tinkle Topper may become a household necessity.

Probably not, but it could happen.
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Old 01-09-2019, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by listingfast View Post
Gotta be a tall people thing...I'm short so I'm closer to the potty! But add 9.8 meters/sec squared to exit velocity can make quite a splash..I see..

The girls add paper before the deed to keep the splash and noise down.

Sometimes after sex things get glued shut and that can cause some wonky spray patterns.


I was told thats called a splitter.
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Old 01-09-2019, 09:23 PM
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This wouldn't have helped my little brother - from ages 8-14 would, he would lean over to start his stream and then back up to 4 or 5 ft (all thanks to "morning wood")....every single morning. It was a mess....
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Old 01-10-2019, 04:04 AM
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Perfect.....when you have a party it doubles as a bar mat.
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Old 01-10-2019, 04:05 AM
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I’m surprised women have not come up with an electrified one that if you piss on the rim it lights your pecker up.
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Old 01-10-2019, 04:21 AM
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Iím surprised women have not come up with an electrified one that if you piss on the rim it lights your pecker up.
I just spewed Red Bull all over my Surface screen..that made me laugh because my wife has said that about my Grand son's toilet!


I saw this on Jim's RV last month when he stopped in on his way to Daytona for his kid's KART race and awards! Congrats to his son Ben for his Championship Points win!
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Old 01-10-2019, 04:22 AM
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I donít have the need at home, highly accurate.
In public rest rooms I think itís another surface to get nasty.
Sorry, but for those reasons, Iím out.
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I love this for commercial applications. Airplanes, restaurants, etc. Get one big contract with a lot of people seeing it, and yuore golden. If St me I focus on airports.

My germaphobic wife wouldnt want it in our house. I'm sure it's sanitary but women don't care about facts they care abuot perception, as you know.

Cool and original idea. Good luck.
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I probably would not buy it but I do think it is something that will sell.

One thing I did notice is that it does make the bowl opening quite a bit smaller which would make it even harder to hit the opening. Is there a reason it can't be the same size/width as the bowl rim?
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Old 01-10-2019, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Double tyme View Post
I love this for commercial applications. Airplanes, restaurants, etc. Get one big contract with a lot of people seeing it, and yuore golden. If St me I focus on airports.

My germaphobic wife wouldnt want it in our house. I'm sure it's sanitary but women don't care about facts they care abuot perception, as you know.

Cool and original idea. Good luck.
This thing was made for germophobic wives. Once I make a video showing with black light (not sure how I am actually going to do it yet) of all the pee that splashes out of a toilet, even with you perfect pee'ers, the germophobes will buy these like crazy. I be one, and can't stand to pee anywhere without one anymore!
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Originally Posted by yachtjim View Post
This thing was made for germophobic wives. Once I make a video showing with black light (not sure how I am actually going to do it yet) of all the pee that splashes out of a toilet, even with you perfect pee'ers, the germophobes will buy these like crazy. I be one, and can't stand to pee anywhere without one anymore!
Have you shined the black light in your Rv yet
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