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Old 12-09-2018, 05:05 PM
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The saddest part is I wouldn't be surprised if all of this happened in real life!
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.


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Is the feminist neighbor the same neighbor you put the your garbage in her/his ditch?

Just trying to clarifying so we can keep it all straight.
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I an not a RussH fan at all but this post is spot on and where we are headed, Good one Russ!
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Clearly you are a terrible human being!!
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Upset the environmentalists by using coal for the eyes,satisfy the vegans with a carrot nose..
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Sad reality of what this world is coming to. Hard to read/watch the news these days.
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Originally Posted by SouthpawHD View Post
Is the feminist neighbor the same neighbor you put the your garbage in her/his ditch?

Just trying to clarifying so we can keep it all straight.
Why are you making shit up that couldn't be farther from the truth? What a moron.
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Old people afraid of change. Sad. Previous generations that refused to stay relevant poking fun at the next generation.

Im sure parents of Beatles fans called the next generation hippies or whatever, yet here we are.

Evolve Add something constructive to the conversation or shut the f--- up.

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^^^^ Was that offensive? I’m considering crying...
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Just plead the fifth and go with this angle......Who did it?

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Originally Posted by Still Stoked View Post
^^^^ Was that offensive? I’m considering crying...
not offensive just pathetic. Cry away. That’s what weak people do.
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Originally Posted by Bassmantweed View Post
Old people afraid of change. Sad. Previous generations that refused to stay relevant poking fun at the next generation.

Im sure parents of Beatles fans called the next generation hippies or whatever, yet here we are.

Evolve Add something constructive to the conversation or shut the **** up.

Somebody's panties melted.
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Really stir them up....put a keilbasa sticking out from the snowmans crotch area and reshape the snowwoman on her knees fellating him!
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Originally Posted by Bassmantweed View Post
Old people afraid of change. Sad. Previous generations that refused to stay relevant poking fun at the next generation.

Im sure parents of Beatles fans called the next generation hippies or whatever, yet here we are.

Evolve Add something constructive to the conversation or shut the **** up.
I'm not afraid of change I just think Russ's post is funny as hell, on spot & a good commentary on what society is becoming and since when do you make the rules around here as to what people can type?
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Nobody would have noticed if he didn't have "Baby, it's cold outside" playing as Christmas music in the background.
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Originally Posted by Still Stoked View Post
^^^^ Was that offensive? I’m considering crying...
Only offensive to the sissies trying to sissify our country.
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Originally Posted by sjef View Post
Only offensive to the sissies trying to sissify our country.
yep
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Originally Posted by Bassmantweed View Post
Old people afraid of change. Sad. Previous generations that refused to stay relevant poking fun at the next generation.

Im sure parents of Beatles fans called the next generation hippies or whatever, yet here we are.

Evolve Add something constructive to the conversation or shut the **** up.
Look you ungrateful little shit, if it weren't for the previous generations of American's then your punkass would be speaking Japanese or German, you wouldn't have your Prius or I-phone nor would your parents have a basement for you to dwell in! This country was built (and is STILL OWNED BY!) REAL American's who aren't afraid to call a pansy a pansy and who will NEVER feel it necessary to "legitimize the illegitimate" and include all including the freaks, the geeks the purple and the F'd up.

This "cultural revolution" aint over in OUR country. These skinny jean wearing, man-bun little pukes think they are going to make society confirm to their own warped sensibilities. WRONG! We, the "40+ generation" still hold the wealth, own the land AND the guns in this country. We won't go away quietly!!!

For Christ's sake it was freaking joke, if your free-balling self gets butt hurt over it then it's not someone elses fault!!!
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Originally Posted by HatchieLuvr View Post
Look you ungrateful little shit, if it weren't for the previous generations of American's then your punkass would be speaking Japanese or German, you wouldn't have your Prius or I-phone nor would your parents have a basement for you to dwell in! This country was built (and is STILL OWNED BY!) REAL American's who aren't afraid to call a pansy a pansy and who will NEVER feel it necessary to "legitimize the illegitimate" and include all including the freaks, the geeks the purple and the F'd up.

This "cultural revolution" aint over in OUR country. These skinny jean wearing, man-bun little pukes think they are going to make society confirm to their own warped sensibilities. WRONG! We, the "40+ generation" still hold the wealth, own the land AND the guns in this country. We won't go away quietly!!!

For Christ's sake it was freaking joke, if your free-balling self gets butt hurt over it then it's not someone elses fault!!!

Great post !

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