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Old 09-20-2018, 05:28 PM
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On my way home my phone rings..... it's a Washington DC number.
I usually answer the phone by simply saying my name. Due to the origin of this call I just said "Hello".
I then had the following conversation with a man who I wanna say was Indian but there was something else going on with his accent so not sure where call was coming from.....

Me: Hello
Scammer: I am calling from Microsoft. Your home computer has been sending us a signal telling us it is contaminated with damaging malware.... (I cut him off before he could continue)
Me: My computer aint been sending you shit!
Scammer: Sir, your computer has been sending us shit and we are tired of it.
Me: (hesitation, then I busted out laughing).... OK, you got me.
Scammer: (also laughing)... I did

This scammer ended up making my day. I hope he calls back.
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Old 09-20-2018, 05:31 PM
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LOL, good one!
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Old 09-20-2018, 05:33 PM
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That's funny.
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I’ve gotten to the point that I look forward to my calls from the

“ Canadian Pharmacy”


By the time “Sam” hangs up my abdominal muscles are usually sore from holding in the laughs.....
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Old 09-20-2018, 05:56 PM
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Got 1 today, robot call it said don’t hang up. I just laughed.
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Old 09-20-2018, 06:35 PM
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Microsoft has called me like that for years. I usually keep them talking for a few minutes than asked them how they can be connected to my Mac. Then they usually hang up.
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Old 09-20-2018, 07:02 PM
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just tell them you cannot afford a computer
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Old 09-20-2018, 07:23 PM
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I like to tell them its disrespectful for them not to call me by my name. When they ask what's my name I'll tell them daddy. Makes for a fun conversation...... then you get bombarded for the next few days of crap calls.
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Old 09-20-2018, 09:06 PM
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A couple of years ago I messed with one for about 40 minutes. It was very entertaining
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Old 09-21-2018, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by ole_blue View Post
I like to tell them its disrespectful for them not to call me by my name. When they ask what's my name I'll tell them daddy. Makes for a fun conversation...... then you get bombarded for the next few days of crap calls.
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Old 09-21-2018, 03:16 AM
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I got that same call Thurs too.
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Old 09-21-2018, 03:25 AM
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Depending on time..I usually play along and then end with hold one second while I get my credit card , wait about 10 seconds and ask are you ready......then blast the air horn into the phone
Only from the home phone I don't pick up calls I don't recognize on the cell.
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I hope he gets promoted to supervisor and gets another cow or 2 in his pay packet.
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Old 09-21-2018, 05:43 AM
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OP: You answer your phone by saying "BlueRudy" ?
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Last time I got one of those calls I kept telling the "MS" person that all I see is internet port when I started the computer and said it must be my wife watching all this. After a while I got told "F&*k you" in a strong indian accent and they hung up on me.

I laughed for quite awhile after that.
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It was me. Pretty good accent.... right? It was Hindi mixed with redneck.
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I like blasting them with all sorts of camel and goat sex insults mixed in with their sister being wrapped in a black bed sheet.
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Originally Posted by rocksandblues View Post
OP: You answer your phone by saying "BlueRudy" ?
Yes, Carlos Danger was already taken.
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I keep getting calls with a recording that this is the IRS and they have 4 criminal acts against me and I will be locked up shortly unless I call them back.
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I like the ones from the Social Security Administration. First of all, ya sure like they would call instead of send snail mail. Anyway, icing on the cake is some dude from some random call center that you can barely understand is who is on the phone.... ya sure that's remotely plausible. If I am driving somewhere and have time to kill, I will usually lead them on a bit before blocking the number.
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