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Old 08-28-2018, 04:20 PM
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We're in the middle of buying a new home. Nice place with lots of entertainment options. Large open 1st floor, in ground pool, lake views, and on about an acre.

While talking to the listing agent she kept going on about how the sellers were big on entertaining all their friends and how perfect the house was for parties. Both my wife and I thought it was weird how she kept going on and on about the parties. We forgot about it until today.

I had a fella run by today for an impartial inspection. He called me after about an hour laughing his ass off. I had him look at the septic and he found all manner of condoms and condom wrappers. He said he's never seen that many in his entire life.

Now I'm both nervous and excited about the first person to knock on our door. I think I'll have the sellers get the septic pumped out though.
Old 08-28-2018, 04:31 PM
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Tell'em to take their $#!+ with them - SOP in Vermont.
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Make a list of all partyers a part of the sale. Hey, you never know.
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Google the address :-)

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Sounds like this thread should be merged with the two mayonnaise threads.
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Hello......I’m here for the gang bang!?!?
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Black light inspection...
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Halloween is coming up...Toga Party!

Have the septic pumped, get rid of the purple door up front, get new carpets, ditch any furniture they leave for your, you'll be fine, you'll live.

At the end of the day, it's all just mucous membrane discharge.
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"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."
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The glaze on the kitchen floor is not from someone dropping a Krispy Kreme doughnut. Black light for snail trails.
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Honestly, I thought about upping our offer.
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The mirrors on the ceiling didn't make you wonder???
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Originally Posted by gumpire View Post
Black light inspection...
There's a good chance the results would be cause for contract termination!
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So sorry for the magnums.
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Bunch of middle aged swingers.
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Lake View???? There isn't a lake in Carteret County Y'all are supposed to be moving this way, this area could use a Jules and maybe her guard dog...
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Too funny
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Originally Posted by Marlin308 View Post
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."
Sounds like you have a few good stories to tell.
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Lake View???? There isn't a lake in Carteret County Y'all are supposed to be moving this way, this area could use a Jules and maybe her guard dog...
I know right. Some time life just gets in the way. We got what I consider to be a sweetheart deal on a house not far from our current residence. At least the pool is saltwater. Besides now I can get that cool Lake Life sticker I've always wanted....

on second thought, maybe I should get a swingers life sticker instead.
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