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Old 07-15-2018, 11:32 AM
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I was working on rebuilding the head on my boat. I was an absolute moron-idiot-jackass-pygmy-stupidass... and did not wear gloves. My hands smell like a monkey's ass. I have tried 5 different soaps, lemon, etc. etc. etc. I'm going to go try vinegar, and if that doesn't work, I'm ready to do straight bleach and burn up my skin. I can't take it.

Any tricks?
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:33 AM
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Hmmm... just tried spray Lysol. Maybe... let's see...
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:37 AM
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Lemon Juice or the old...

Skunk Smell Remover Recipe

1 quart hydrogen peroxide
1/4 cup baking soda
1 tsp. dish detergent
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:40 AM
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Lemon oil, salt water, the ocean type, fish, baking soda.

Also wash out the nostrils they will hold odor.
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:41 AM
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Pete buddy, you forgot STINK ASS. That’s all I’ve got lol.
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:42 AM
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Eat a Tide pod.
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:42 AM
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I've worked on the head but always wear gloves. Now working with squid in 95 degree weather is another thing. Before my wife accuses me of infidelity, I douse my hands with orange Gojo and it does the trick. Good luck.
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:43 AM
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Lemon, Hydrogen Peroxide, Lysol: Nope. Do not work.

FU on the Tide Pod.

Definitely on the Stink ass!

Did not try baking soda...
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:46 AM
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Grip Clean soap. Itís made from dirt, a bit pricy but it WORKS.
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:48 AM
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Amputation, but don't throw them away, ( obviously, you won't be able to ), you can use them as chum.
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:13 PM
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If you work on marine heads for a living, you deserve every single penny you earn. Each one. I've done some nasty cast iron and pvc waste lines in homes, etc. But something about a marine head that is 1000x worse.
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:15 PM
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Are you sure it's your hands?
could be the inside of your nose.
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by OldPete View Post
My hands smell like a monkey's ass.
Maybe ask a monkey?
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:20 PM
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That is a textbook lesson in life.
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by R Days View Post
That is a textbook lesson in life.
I hope he didnít eat a sandwich or bite his nails.
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:23 PM
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Don't bite yer nails.
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:26 PM
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3 rules of plumbing

1. Shit flows downhill

2. Payday is on Friday

3. DON'T put your fingers in your mouth!
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:32 PM
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Monkey Smells Finger From Ass Falls Off Tree - Video eBaum's World
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WD 40 soak?
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Originally Posted by mitchell master View Post
Eat a Tide pod.

Originally Posted by OldPete View Post
FU on the Tide Pod.
Come on, thatís just funny right there!
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