mid life crisis

Old 07-26-2006, 10:08 PM
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When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife
one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap
apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched
a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It
seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure
that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great. They really know to solve your mid-life
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Old 07-27-2006, 08:52 AM
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Old 07-27-2006, 03:06 PM
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Hey, ya can't always have it least she gave you a choice....
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Old 07-27-2006, 03:23 PM
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THAT was funny !!
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