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I'm going to start compiling cliff notes to some threads. Feel free to pitch in. Try to keep it to two or three lines or so.

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Indoor AC thread:
can I put a window AC fully indoors and expect it to cool? All of the internet besides 3 people: no! Select few continue to argue hoping they will somehow become right.

Tampa catfishing:
hey creepy old guys will you take me on your boat? All creepy old guys, in unison while spitting out dentures: YESSSS! Tampa chick: just kidding. I'm a troll.
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Someone commented that whenever there is an investing thread I recommend Vanguard index Funds😊
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If you put Tampa Chick in a room with a window AC, would she still be hot?
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CLIFF NOTES: What makes a man go BAD? Thread

Married man leaves bitchy wife and turns gay. Everybody argues over what causes homosexuality. The thread turned several people gay just reading it.

CLIFF NOTES: Cheap-Ass Drone Thread

Everybody and their mother and their cousin has ordered 1, 2, or 3 of them for $29.99. Some Chinese company and Amazon are getting rich. The disappointment should be arriving on some doorsteps as early as tomorrow.

CLIFF NOTES: I Got a Pen Stuck in My Vacuum Thread

Needs a blower. And more duct tape. Not enough redneck.
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I pay cash for everything, even my Freeman.
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If you can't pay your house off then you are not allowed to buy a boat and you're moron.
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Bourbon Thread: Let's Drink! oh wait, we have some cash now, Let's Drink Something Good!

TampaChickThread - Pretty well said above! But you could AKA - Any chance to interact with a woman of breeding age - sign us up!!

Every Other Non Boating Thread: Libtards are to blame for everything bad. Guns & Rav4s get the credit for everything good.
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Topshotfishing report thread- Drove boat 2 miles, killed trash fish, some were undersized, killed em anyway, really cold ac cabin on way in.

Captain Nate Hurrican Relief- Starts gofund me. Goes on a binge drinking road trip with a few nights in decent hotels on way to Houston. Refuses to help. Continues drinking in hotels. Runs out of Gofund me money. Asks for more. Returns home and vanishes from THT.
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If it's a thread about NJ, I'll be in it.
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How about a window unit venting indoors when the owners have tattoos?
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Originally Posted by OldPete View Post
If it's a thread about NJ, I'll be in it.
Or real estate. If it is a threat about Tesla, you started it.
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Capt Nate, touring of parking lots drinking beer while Texas recovers from Harvey. All the while running a gofundme acct.

CLASSIC !!
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Originally Posted by Tarpon65 View Post
If you put Tampa Chick in a room with a window AC, would she still be hot?

still be???
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Barn wedding ? Neighbor is ruined but does yoga
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If I rune a window AC in a house without windows, will it turn me gay even if I don't drink a Zima? Will building Tampa chick a campfire make me straight again? Lead pipe only for self defense, of course. Never know if you're picking up a serial killer. Although, since it won't be a choice, maybe I won't want to turn straight again? But if it's the environment, then it wouldnt be under my control anyway? "F" it. Where's my capatain crunch.....
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A Married man that leaves bitchy wife and turns gay would probably need help putting a Rabbit out of it's misery that his dog injured .
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Speaking of Tattoos, the Tattoo thread:

Look at my awesome shark tattoo! Internet: That's a shark? Tatoos suck, yours is not awesome but here's some much less awesome ones to make you feel better.
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Euro trash driver thread:

Tommy: I pulled out in front of someone and they got pissed. Internet: Don't pull out in front of people. Tommy: It's still their fault because I didn't want to wait.
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