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Old 05-18-2018, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Hooper View Post
I do a whole lot of stuff with my son that I personally don't care for. I do it because he loves it and I love to see him have fun. Call me weird.
we do little league, track, he is in symphony, and Boy Scouts as well. I take him shooting, long range and handguns mostly. We travel out of over the country, in fact next week will be going to New York City and Washington DC for a week. Plus we have the boat for fishing and water sports.The kids do not have a lack of activities. But hey, nice underhanded attempt to guilt me into going to a shitty pizza place LOL. Virtue signaling does not work on me LOL.
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:32 PM
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I told my son that I am highly allergic to cats, but only a little allergic to dogs, that's why we can't get one. I love dogs, I just don't want to get one because we are not home enough. Being "only a little allergic" lets me play with other peoples dogs...

He's now 11 and still says I'm allergic! We were at the zoo recently and my 5 year old daughter said we can't go see the lions because "Daddy is highly allergic to cats..".
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by williamwallus View Post
mean. I love chucky cheese lol they serve beer and pizza

get super drunk and secretly pee in the ball pit
I see you haven't been there in a while. Around here, they have removed anything that could be fun and doesn't require a token. It's all games and absolutely miserable.
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by williamwallus View Post
mean. I love chucky cheese lol they serve beer and pizza

get super drunk and secretly pee in the ball pit
this too is often a lie. The stuff they serve is not pizza. And the beer thing is location by location, and at least the two Iíve been to in SC do not, but you cant determine that from their website. And once you are there you are trapped.
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by spraynet 1 View Post
OP.....I'm both horrified and laughing my ass off at the same time.

Your truly demented!

One thing I know for certain, not only is that lie gonna come back to bite you, your son is gonna do the exact same thing to you when he can get away with it!!!!!!! THAT'S why I'm laughing so damn hard, I'm visuallalizing several, " You get what you deserve " sinarios in which your the victim and haven't a clue!!!
All of a sudden the nice nursing home is going to be invite only.
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:39 PM
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There is redemption, next birthday take that boy to Hooters and watch his smile.
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Bront Antwoord View Post

we do little league, track, he is in symphony, and Boy Scouts as well. I take him shooting, long range and handguns mostly. We travel out of over the country, in fact next week will be going to New York City and Washington DC for a week. Plus we have the boat for fishing and water sports.The kids do not have a lack of activities. But hey, nice underhanded attempt to guilt me into going to a shitty pizza place LOL. Virtue signaling does not work on me LOL.
Yeah, I said things I don't like to do. Then you throw a lengthy list of things most adults would like.
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:42 PM
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I told my kids that when the ice cream truck is playing music that means they are out of ice cream. Every time one goes by they say dad it is out of ice cream again.
my three year old believes the same thing, but the little weirdo doesn't like ice cream.
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by autobaun70 View Post


this too is often a lie. The stuff they serve is not pizza. And the beer thing is location by location, and at least the two Iíve been to in SC do not, but you cant determine that from their website. And once you are there you are trapped.
don't come to the one in CHS it's a gang hangout with shootings and all. Not a bad area either, but a certain crowd seems to love that sort of thing.
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Hooper View Post
Yeah, I said things I don't like to do. Then you throw a lengthy list of things most adults would like.
I hate little league, track, and symphony. But I go and support him 100%. I am glad my poor taste in humor bothers you. It lets me know I live in your head rent free. Have a great day!
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Originally Posted by Double tyme View Post

my three year old believes the same thing, but the little weirdo doesn't like ice cream.
pretty sure the ones in Spartanburg donít sell ice cream anyway. They donít seem to frequent neighborhoods with kids anyway.
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by williamwallus View Post
mean. I love chucky cheese lol they serve beer and pizza

get super drunk and secretly pee in the ball pit
I was in there once when I was single and a buddy had his kids birthday party there. Spent the whole time and all my money playing skee ball to win enough tickets for a vasectomy!
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:51 PM
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Maybe it's because I was usually drunk, but I thought the pizza was pretty good.
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Cjfla View Post
ďThe rumble strips on the highways are for blind driversĒ
So are the Braille letters at the drive up ATM.
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by REMfish7 View Post
Maybe it's because I was usually drunk, but I thought the pizza was pretty good.
For me beer has a similar effect, with unattractive women.
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Old 05-18-2018, 01:02 PM
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One of these days you will be at the dinner table with the fam and he is going to announce that itís not fair you get to be a member at the gentlemanís club but he canít be a member at Chucky Cheese. At that point the Hell of Chucky Cheese would seem like a good trade off for the Hell of the angry wife at home.
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Old 05-18-2018, 01:03 PM
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Forget the chuck e cheese BS and put a rod in the boys hand and let him reel in some fish. Then he will always ask to go fishing. Win-win situation.
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Old 05-18-2018, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ReelPlumber View Post
Forget the chuck e cheese BS and put a rod in the boys hand and let him reel in some fish. Then he will always ask to go fishing. Win-win situation.
Thatís pretty much exactly what I did LOL. But he still brings it up on when we go past it. I will just remind him about the boat and the lakes we go to.
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Old 05-18-2018, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by r_ventura_23 View Post
I told my kids that when the ice cream truck is playing music that means they are out of ice cream. Every time one goes by they say dad it is out of ice cream again.
Apple didn't fall very far from the tree.
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Originally Posted by BlueRudy View Post
My daughter was not the best player on her team so for motivation I told her God breaks an angels finger every time she missed the ball.... Didn't work too good but she did try a lot harder.
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