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Old 02-12-2018, 08:39 AM
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Drug suspect into 24 days of no poo poo

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What was the class A drug? I know opiates are known to cause constipation but good lord get this man some prunes.
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Wow, no shit!




Sorry, thought I'd get that out of the way
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I should think a speedy Gonzales #5 with a generous application of valentino would solve the problem.
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A quart of wesson oil should loosen things up.
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One Taco Bell Chalupa will produce more results than they can handle.
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I could offer up some of my world famous chili. Ain't nobody safe after that.
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After 24 days, he is looking at a manual extraction.
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Originally Posted by tangledline View Post
After 24 days, he is looking at a manual extraction.
or an explosion.....
Old 02-12-2018, 11:33 AM
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2 cold bottles of rolling rock-- will loosin things right up
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Not to be too serious, but wouldn't any "class A" drugs be ingested into his body by now? In other words, if he swallowed the drugs (pills, pot, powder, etc) wouldn't the drugs be missing if they opened him up surgically? I guess either way, one would have to go sooner or later.

I've read stories of people carrying large amounts of drugs "internally" on airplanes when the package opens up and makes them very sick or perhaps very,very high.
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I assume the stuff is encapsulated in plastic. But Yes keep the jokes coming.

Good old fashioned prune juice works for me - if not, hello Mirilax
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man, those Brits need to wise up...they should have been feeding him Vegitarian Indian food....would have been over in 24 minutes versus days...
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Bet his breathe really stinks...
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AT what point would getting septic be a concern. 24 days?, I'm a 2-3 a times a day kind of guy myself....
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He's full of shit. Literally.

On the bright side, with that kind of sphincter control, he won't have to worry about anal penetration when he is eventually sent to prison.
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A visit to Taco Bell and $1.50 would have solved this problem. Quickly.
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Originally Posted by OReely View Post
He's full of shit. Literally.

On the bright side, with that kind of sphincter control, he won't have to worry about anal penetration when he is eventually sent to prison.
Sounds like experience talking there.
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Im thinking its a fake news article.
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Sack of Krystals and a Mt. Dew would do the trick.

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