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Old 02-11-2018, 09:22 AM
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Went to a funeral the other day and we got to talking about our end of time. I told her I want to be cremated. She tells me she is not going to do it and she doesn't believe in it. I asked her are you serious or joking around and she says she will not do it. I now ask her i guess that means you want to be buried and she says of course. Now i tell her well if I out live you your getting burned up, she says I can't do that I have to honor what she wants. This is the fun part I try and explain to her if shes the irony in her argument and she says no.. Thank god she doesn't vote. Today I started a brand new healthy life style, I am going to out live her if it kills me.
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Burn baby burn!!!

I cannot fathom the need to be embalmed and elaborately decorated and boxed and the be buried. Other than make a funeral home rich. Cremation is effective and cost efficient.
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Pics of wife?
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My wife tells me "I'm get'n this"!

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I'm guessing if she goes to a funeral home and does pre planning and pre paying, which a lot of people do, you won't have much choice in the matter. It's a done deal.
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Your title fits and is dead solid perfect. Arguing with liberal logic is a waste of time; neither facts or reality will change their minds.
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assign someone other than her to be executor of your will......state that you want to be cremated ......problem solved
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Inappropriate response by me ... sorry

I would never go against my wifes request in this matter.

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Originally Posted by D.M.D. View Post
My wife tells me "I'm get'n this"!

https://youtu.be/3JJ700tVT_0
That's exactly what my first wife said to me......
Unfortunately for her, somehow, she took the journey first.....!!!
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Logic, wife (and woman), and liberal are all words that should not be used in the same sentence.
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Originally Posted by alka2710 View Post
I am going to out live her if it kills me.
I can see the logic in that.
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My wife feels the same way with the same logic. She won't honor my wishes but I need to honor hers.
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Originally Posted by bluffman2 View Post
assign someone other than her to be executor of your will......state that you want to be cremated ......problem solved
I have a feeling the will is going to be read way after you are in the ground or burned up
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I don't even want someone to burn the $ to cremate me. Just refuse to collect my body. "I don't know him!"
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Originally Posted by 99yam40 View Post
I have a feeling the will is going to be read way after you are in the ground or burned up
living will.....have a judge sign off on it
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No wife here. I simply have a letter of instruction that is to be opened immediately upon my death by my executor as well as one of my sisters. It covers a lot of things like passwords etc but at the top of the list is for me to be cremated withing 24 hours or however long the maximum time is before they insist on embalming you.
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Ha, Funeral Director here. Surviving spouse wishes rules. Does not matter what you put in writing. The law states you have no rights after death. What ever the wifey wants wifey gets😆
You better go pre-pay at the funeral home now if you want price frozen now. Because cremation costs are going way up soon.
And no you can’t have your buddy cremate you . The law states your body has to go to a licensed funeral home in your state.
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Originally Posted by Monterey298sc View Post
Ha, Funeral Director here. Surviving spouse wishes rules. Does not matter what you put in writing. The law states you have no rights after death. What ever the wifey wants wifey gets😆
Interesting. From another page of the book of “women don’t make sense” I can’t see why they wouldn’t rather spend the $ on shoes.
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Kind of sounds like you just outed your wife as being not all that bright. Sure you want to leave this up?

Bear in mind, I'm not saying that.
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How is this "Liberal Logic"?

Sounds like typical "old" thinking.

Funerals and embalming being old school death rituals.

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