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Old 12-19-2017, 06:46 PM
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Mark Davis, Owner of the Oakland Raiders. Worth 500MM and has the worst haircut known to man.

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Old 12-19-2017, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by cparkerc View Post
Mark Davis, Owner of the Oakland Raiders. Worth 500MM and has the worst haircut known to man.

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If I had to look like that to be rich I am just fine.
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Originally Posted by cparkerc View Post
Mark Davis, Owner of the Oakland Raiders. Worth 500MM and has the worst haircut known to man.

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You don't need to cut a toupee.
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I am not rich as far as money goes....I am rich with love from family and friends......keep your 500 million and I will get a haircut
Old 12-19-2017, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Shag View Post
If I had to look like that to be rich I am just fine.
No, I'd rather look like dumb me and not be nearly as rich. That mirror slaps him upside his face every morning of his life, no matter how much he has in the bank.
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Originally Posted by bamaboy473 View Post
No, I'd rather look like dumb me and not be nearly as rich. That mirror slaps him upside his face every morning of his life, no matter how much he has in the bank.
I think you took me wrong. Meant to say if I had to look like that to be rich, I'll pass. It was a simple combination of semantics and PUI.
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I'll take a decent barber and a gym for 500 million Alex.
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Relative of Moe Howard??
Old 12-19-2017, 07:52 PM
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Its a thing....
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I don't know what it's like to be rich and ugly, but I do know what its like to be poor and ugly.
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I'm ok with being poor Nd unsightly. Being unsightly and rich would be an improvement, but there are limits....
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Looks like he is wearing a mask made with someone else's skin.

Dude could buy a hat. Hell, with that kind of money he could buy a hat factory and never wear the same one twice.
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No thanks, I'll keep my life, my measly money, and my dashing good looks.
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bet the bowl his barber uses is priceless.
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Originally Posted by cparkerc View Post
Mark Davis, Owner of the Oakland Raiders. Worth 500MM and has the worst haircut known to man.

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I would think hes worth well more than 500mil.
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Still, though his checkbook is going to attract a pool load of hot azzed womens. jus sayin'
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Still, though his checkbook is going to attract a pool load of hot azzed womens. jus sayin'
Yeah, those are the ones you want.
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it gets worse..He drives 400 miles from northern California to palm springs specifically to get that haircut by the same barber. He also drives a "white 1997 Dodge Caravan SE outfitted with a bubble-top Mark III conversion kit, a VHS player mounted to the roof inside and a r8hers personalized plate." and uses a 2003 nokia push button phone, wears a phanny pack and loves PF changs. But hey when your worth 500 million you do what you want.
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I'd rather say "I IS rich" than I AM poor"
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I'd bet five that he don't give a rats patoot about what any of us think.....

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