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Old 08-29-2017, 02:40 PM
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Has anyone ever stopped to think about how amazing cows are? I mean you feed them just grass and water and they convert that to beef and milk. Not only that but so many different cuts of beef.
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Pfft. That's nothing. Feed pigs apples, which are basically useless, and they turn them into bacon.

Incredible.
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Women turn plastic into all kinds of useless shit.
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We were talking about lightning earlier today. According to a friend cows get struck by lightning all the time but can't remember because their brains are so small. Source of info may be questionable.
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Originally Posted by bikem View Post
We were talking about lightning earlier today. According to a friend cows get struck by lightning all the time but can't remember because their brains are so small. Source of info may be questionable.
Your friend or the cow??
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Originally Posted by 1976K204x4 View Post
Your friend or the cow??
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I wonder if metal spatula makers were pissed when non-stick pans came out?
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I wonder if metal spatula makers were pissed when non-stick pans came out?
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Originally Posted by 1976K204x4 View Post
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Old 08-29-2017, 04:09 PM
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Geez...........Women also have the "conversion" ability........and you're just discovering this now?????
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What about women. Feed them a little alcohol and some low calorie protein and they can turn that into a baby.
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Originally Posted by bikem View Post
We were talking about lightning earlier today. According to a friend cows get struck by lightning all the time but can't remember because their brains are so small. Source of info may be questionable.
Maybe the cow said it.
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Funny stuff here
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Originally Posted by makonnen View Post
Has anyone ever stopped to think about how amazing cows are? I mean you feed them just grass and water and they convert that to beef and milk. Not only that but so many different cuts of beef.
It's not a very efficient conversion and they may be to blame for global warming, or cooling
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Cellphone technology is more amazing, I can text something to someone half way around the world and it gets there in seconds!
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I turned a Gyro into a braided rope at lunch. Let's see a cow do that!!!
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There's about 500 of them right here. We like it when the die and turn to money
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What about women. Feed them a little alcohol and some low calorie protein and they can turn that into a baby.


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