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Old 08-27-2017, 04:40 PM
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The good news ?
I've lost thirteen pounds in three days !!
Wahooo !

The bad news ?
I've got a colonoscopy tomorrow at 8.30 AM .
Old 08-27-2017, 04:43 PM
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Good luck !
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Actually, it's all good news. Good luck, enjoy the cocktail. For about 6 seconds, anyway. Lol
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Sounds like you are full of shit. Or should I say, were...
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Actually , I've got a Endoscopy and a Colonoscopy scheduled .
I asked the doctor if he used the same scope , his reply was "Yes" , so I asked -
"Do you do the Endoscope first ?"
He said , "That depends on whether your on time or not ."
It's a fifteen minute drive , I've got the alarm set for six !
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MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM Good.......
MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM Good......

Colinscopies are MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM Good!
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Originally Posted by Smitty 45 View Post
The good news ?
I've lost thirteen pounds in three days !!
Wahooo !

The bad news ?
I've got a colonoscopy tomorrow at 8.30 AM .
So I went to the DR to get checked out, The guy comes in the the examination room tells me to bend over and drop my drawers. He takes his fingers and does this thing. When he finished he told me ok well the DR will be in to see you soon It sounds better in person.
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Originally Posted by r.waddill View Post
So I went to the DR to get checked out, The guy comes in the the examination room tells me to bend over and drop my drawers. He takes his fingers and does this thing. When he finished he told me ok well the DR will be in to see you soon It sounds better in person.
First time I got the one finger salute , I said , "Jeez doc , that miserable "
He said "Good , it's a lot better for me if you don't enjoy it !"
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So the doctor gloves up, and applies a squirt of KY jelly.

Prostate feels mostly unremarkable, he says, and then don't worry - an erection is perfectly normal and expected.

Doc - I'm not hard at all..

Oh - I was speaking of mine.
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After reading some of the comments, I think the OP is gonna' CANCEL the appointment!

Hope it goes well!

Regards,
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One hand on the shoulder while he checks you is ok. Two, not so much.

At least that's what I've been told.
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I'm scheduled for this Wednesday. Colonoscopy only. Not looking forward to it.

I'm 56 and this is my second. Big difference is that I'm on my own now. Will be prepping solo and had to arrange for someone to take me. The first one my wife was here to help. Adds another bad element to the ordeal.

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