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Old 03-30-2017, 05:57 PM
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You will never hear a redneck say:

1. Do not park in the front yard
2. I am to drunk to drive
3. She is too young, she is only 14
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Old 03-30-2017, 06:57 PM
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When you start a sentence with "I seen", I assume you won't finish the sentence with "the inside of a book."
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Old 03-30-2017, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by mduran View Post
I have to shut the diesel off in a drive thru, and I sure as hell 'ain't' no redneck. I just pretend to be one on THT.
is the clermont location pretend?



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When your dog passes gas, and you claim it....
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Old 03-30-2017, 07:33 PM
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If'n you're a redneck and tell redneck jokes.... we laugh together but if you ain't, bless your hearts especially you fookin' yankees.

Your a redneck if

Your yard sales get covered with tarps for next weekend
You have a designated "junk yard" on your property
Your dogs drink beer
Your mailbox has been run over by a horse or a cow and is now encased in concrete
You still remember the first red light in town
You still have a rebel flag hangin' somewhere
Your truck back tires are bigger then your front tires
Your truck has a 4x4 decal but ain't
You know what over yonder means and down the holler




and the stop sign is all shot up where your dirt road it meets the hard road.
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Old 03-31-2017, 06:27 AM
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If you're saying to yourself, "What's so funny about these?" you might be a redneck.
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Old 03-31-2017, 08:11 AM
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Most of those in the original post were straight out of Jeff Foxworthy's mouth.
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Old 03-31-2017, 10:26 AM
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Powerstroke one hit home. Have to turn it off at every drive through.


One from first hand experience. You get a note from your Son's elementary school teacher about him peeing on a tree at recess. Laughed my ass off.
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Old 03-31-2017, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by mduran View Post
I have to shut the diesel off in a drive thru, and I sure as hell 'ain't' no redneck. I just pretend to be one on THT.
been there and I'm also not a redneck.
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Old 03-31-2017, 01:38 PM
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Powerstroke one hit home. Have to turn it off at every drive through.


One from first hand experience. You get a note from your Son's elementary school teacher about him peeing on a tree at recess. Laughed my ass off.
Joke....

At recess during school the boys are told to use the rest room. Teacher stands at the door making sure the little ones take care of business. "Little Johnnie" zips up and heads for the door... teacher says... " whoa!, hold on there buck-a-roo.... gotta wash them hands son". Little Johnnie stops and says... "why? my daddy taught not to pee on my hands".
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....if you cut off your own cast
....if you deer hunt year round
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A repair of yours shows up as a meme on the internet.
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You have an above ground pool and you fish in it...
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You are in the audience of a Jeff Foxworthy show.
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You drive a $60,000 Pickup truck , but you live in a trailer park.
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