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Old 03-03-2017, 04:56 AM
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During last nights dinner my 19 yr old is complaining about how she doesn't have enough time between school, work, gym and packing for a nice 9 day trip to Ireland. I bit my lip and said nothing during the whole conversation between my wife and daughter. Wife finally says, you need to manage your time, get up earlier, change your work schedule, cut back time at the gym. Daughter has every excuse in the book going on why that won't work. Wife says well don't complain than. I finally said the same thing, well than stop complaining. Daughter starts crying, why do I ruin her life and best part is wife starts yelling at me why do I antagonize her. I am a beaten man with 3 daughters in the house. When does boating season start.
Old 03-03-2017, 04:59 AM
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Can't help you man! Wish I could. I'm dealing with my own BS. There is no solution other than the title of your post.
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Most women are batshit crazy I have a wife and 2 daughters and 2 granddaughters. I love them all dearly but bite my tounge quite a bit
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Bat shit.

All of them.

Too much chemistry in the blood.
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Lesson 1. Let them complain. They want sympathy not solutions.
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Got the exact same problem with mine. It is hard to hear how you've ruined their life as they pack for Europe and remind you that the light came on in their BMW for an oil change.
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Originally Posted by chrispnet View Post
Lesson 1. Let them complain. They want sympathy not soulutions.
Truer words never spoken.
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Originally Posted by chrispnet View Post
Lesson 1. Let them complain. They want sympathy not solutions.
Frequently easier said than done, but almost always correct


Old 03-03-2017, 05:13 AM
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Bs crazy wife and 15 Yo daughter .
That, of coarse, I try to ruin her life .
I feel your pain but don't have any answers for you.
Seems the quieter and more unnoticed I make myself the better though .
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Too much estrogen flying around in that house. You have my sympathies.
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They are all crazy. It is just a sliding scale. Some more than others.
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Couldn't agree anymore.

Wife has gym membership debacle last night. Contract says they will pull next months gym membership dues on the 1st of the prior month. Basically they withdrew money on March 1 for April's monthly membership. In same contract it states you have to give 30 days notice and they wont charge you extra month. Double edge sword hear as she cancelled on March 1 and there are 31 days in March, but they had already withdrew the monies. She goes batshit crazy in the gym and comes home with it. Leaves them 1 star reviews on google and FB page. Gets into a slug fest on FB review comments with owner then asks me to leave a 1 star review. I said no its not my place, I don't even go to that gym, etc etc. She takes this as I am siding with them, eventhough I told her I am on her side as she gave 30 days notice and by the contract they should refund her the money. Huge argument now I am involved in. Wake up this morning go to gym (not same one) and get a call on way to work.... She is telling me she is going to remove the 1 star review because it seemed unprofessional for her line of work if anyone saw it........ Jesus F-ing Christ man. Last night I was the a$$ hole for not leaving a review now this morning you are deleting yours?!?! It's like woman do not have that common sense brain cell or something. BTW it is a $45 membership as she rolls around in her brand new benz suv..... I tried to tell her I'd give her $45 just to shut the heck up and not argue with me but that made it worst. I have come to the conclusion that common sense and reasoning brain cells are limited/lacking in women......
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I know that there are lots of other life events that could be worse but there is just no reasoning with them. And what makes it worse is when your family is all girls. I have my own theories on at least having another male in the house. Anyone I know with all girls gets beaten down. Families I know that have at least another male in the house seem to have more balance.
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I had two daughters with my ex wife. some days, I would come home from work and it was like getting smashed over the head with an estrogen hammer. I go so I could feel it in the air, and I would holler that I just got called back to work and leave.
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AND that's why God created boats, bourbon, and dogs.
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two words for you... Strip. Club.

lets go.
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i laughed out loud at this. have a wife and a daughter at home. My shop where i work on my car and re-load is a short walk away. helps it has central heat and air and satellite TV. Beer fridge stays stocked up too.
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According to my wife, she's perfectly normal when I'm not around. It's me that makes her crazy..
I find her statement highly suspect.
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I hit the jackpot when it comes to women. Sure my wife has times when she complains about stuff, but usually when she does she will look me straight in the eye and say, “it’s not about the nail asshole, just listen.” So I do.

Sometimes you've just got to treat arguments like the iTunes license agreement. You're gonna click "I agree" eventually, so you might as well do it sooner rather than later.
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Just had to add one more while talking about reasoning. My wife for the life of me can not process where oil comes from. For almost 30 years of explaining it, showing her articles, other people including her Uncle who owned a gas station telling her, kids books explaining it, etc. She just keeps saying that it doesn't make sense that oil comes from fossils. Should have ran when that first happened. To those that found the elusive diamond in the ruff that is not nuts, God Bless you that you don't go thru what the rest of do. I almost feel guilty if I don't warn any future son in laws that mine are crazy but than they might be living here for ever.

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