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Old 03-06-2017, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by 04keywest1720 View Post
So aready you looking for a similar model, younger and wants a sugar daddy, or older and enjoys crocheting ad a replacement? Or better yet, just hookers and blow.
Why do you have to choose? If I bail out early I'm doing all of the above.
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Originally Posted by 04keywest1720 View Post
So aready you looking for a similar model, younger and wants a sugar daddy, or older and enjoys crocheting ad a replacement? Or better yet, just hookers and blow.

If it were not for the high blood pressure - it would be hookers and blow...

I think I will be looking for something a little younger for now...
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Just say no to buying and trade them in regularly: http://oldcatlady.com/yikes-the-cast.../?singlepage=1




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That's depressing
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Here is how I can tell to stay away or not.


Do they have quite a few really good "girlfriends"?

If the answer is no.....get out as soon as possible.
Old 03-07-2017, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by thefuzz View Post
Here is how I can tell to stay away or not.


Do they have quite a few really good "girlfriends"?

If the answer is no.....get out as soon as possible.
I think you figured it out. My wife did not have many at all when I met her and 28 years later has none. My oldest daughter is the same way and she is crazy too.
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Originally Posted by alka2710 View Post
During last nights dinner my 19 yr old is complaining about how she doesn't have enough time between school, work, gym and packing for a nice 9 day trip to Ireland. I bit my lip and said nothing during the whole conversation between my wife and daughter. Wife finally says, you need to manage your time, get up earlier, change your work schedule, cut back time at the gym. Daughter has every excuse in the book going on why that won't work. Wife says well don't complain than. I finally said the same thing, well than stop complaining. Daughter starts crying, why do I ruin her life and best part is wife starts yelling at me why do I antagonize her. I am a beaten man with 3 daughters in the house. When does boating season start.
4 women under your roof??? WOW brother, all I can do is offer my condolences and question your own sanity after that many years with THAT MUCH estrogen in the same place...

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Originally Posted by alka2710 View Post
I think you figured it out. My wife did not have many at all when I met her and 28 years later has none. My oldest daughter is the same way and she is crazy too.
Yup. Iv'e been thinking on it for a while....


Dated many women through the years....and finally found one that didn't hang around her mom/sister all the time, and didn't want to be around me all the time......BINGO.


She much prefers her girl friends to her mom and sister...and is just as happy to go to the movies with them as she is with me. Talks/Texts with them all the time, they come and stay at the house all the time....it's a great scenario.
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I have a wife and 2 daughters and 1 granddaughter.

Suck it up and keep the toilet seats down in all of the bathrooms


See if that helps...




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Originally Posted by Halfmoon View Post
I have a wife and 2 daughters and 1 granddaughter.

Suck it up and keep the toilet seats down in all of the bathrooms
Ours are spring loaded to stay in the up position unless you put it down by hand and sit on it.
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Originally Posted by thefuzz View Post
She much prefers her girl friends to her mom and sister...and is just as happy to go to the movies with them as she is with me. Talks/Texts with them all the time, they come and stay at the house all the time....it's a great scenario.
Pics of Girl Friends........
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Ours are spring loaded to stay in the up position unless you put it down by hand and sit on it.
Where do you get those. That sounds awesome. And I only have 1 woman to worry about. She's crazy though.
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Originally Posted by MikeAqua View Post
Ours are spring loaded to stay in the up position unless you put it down by hand and sit on it.
Is it musical too?
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Originally Posted by thefuzz View Post
Here is how I can tell to stay away or not.


Do they have quite a few really good "girlfriends"?

If the answer is no.....get out as soon as possible.
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Originally Posted by MonarkBoat View Post
Where do you get those. That sounds awesome. And I only have 1 woman to worry about. She's crazy though.
Don't remember, some plumbing shop in my home town (Nelson, NZ).
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Originally Posted by alka2710 View Post
During last nights dinner my 19 yr old is complaining about how she doesn't have enough time between school, work, gym and packing for a nice 9 day trip to Ireland. I bit my lip and said nothing during the whole conversation between my wife and daughter. Wife finally says, you need to manage your time, get up earlier, change your work schedule, cut back time at the gym. Daughter has every excuse in the book going on why that won't work. Wife says well don't complain than. I finally said the same thing, well than stop complaining. Daughter starts crying, why do I ruin her life and best part is wife starts yelling at me why do I antagonize her. I am a beaten man with 3 daughters in the house. When does boating season start.
I feel your PAIN I have a 18, 14 and 6 year old daughters plus the wife is going into Menopause
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Originally Posted by alka2710 View Post
During last nights dinner my 19 yr old is complaining about how she doesn't have enough time between school, work, gym and packing for a nice 9 day trip to Ireland. I bit my lip and said nothing during the whole conversation between my wife and daughter. Wife finally says, you need to manage your time, get up earlier, change your work schedule, cut back time at the gym. Daughter has every excuse in the book going on why that won't work. Wife says well don't complain than. I finally said the same thing, well than stop complaining. Daughter starts crying, why do I ruin her life and best part is wife starts yelling at me why do I antagonize her. I am a beaten man with 3 daughters in the house. When does boating season start.
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Originally Posted by MikeAqua View Post
Ours are spring loaded to stay in the up position unless you put it down by hand and sit on it.

Nice. I've always wanted a urinal at home. For now I just walk outdoors.

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