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Old 01-09-2017, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by DJWILLIAMS View Post
Tell her you think it's time to hire a maid... that should set off ww3
Don't make that mistake
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I'm alive...all body parts still intact.
But are they all still attached?
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Old 01-09-2017, 12:25 PM
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You are not happy because she wouldn't clean the house or because she wouldn't hold you?

(domestic duties).
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Old 01-09-2017, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Lobstercatcher229 View Post
You are not happy because she wouldn't clean the house or because she wouldn't hold you?

(domestic duties).
You sir have a keen eye. The house was perfectly clean, she was lacking in other areas and she threw a temper tantrum when I pushed the issue. That's when I sent the chicken shit email.

Sex is a misdemeanor. Da more I miss, da meaner I get.
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Old 01-09-2017, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Qb1rdman View Post
You sir have a keen eye. The house was perfectly clean, she was lacking in other areas and she threw a temper tantrum when I pushed the issue. That's when I sent the chicken shit email.

Sex is a misdemeanor. Da more I miss, da meaner I get.
Pushing that issue is never a good idea. It usually has the opposite effect than the one you want. When I think of my ex, she should have had this as a T shirt
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Old 01-09-2017, 01:08 PM
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You know some times my wife can be a royal bitch, and sometimes I can be a grump asshole.

However, these times usually coincide with some other difficulty or stress that is make our lives hard. At these times its when we need each other's support the most, and to give the little extra, and the exact wrong time to call each other a bitch and an asshole.
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Old 01-09-2017, 01:22 PM
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"Make me a sandwich,
Get me a beer,
Oh, and stop being a c#nt"

That's all for now, thanks hon!
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Old 01-09-2017, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by beber View Post
You know some times my wife can be a royal bitch, and sometimes I can be a grump asshole.

However, these times usually coincide with some other difficulty or stress that is make our lives hard. At these times its when we need each other's support the most, and to give the little extra, and the exact wrong time to call each other a bitch and an asshole.
^^^Wise words^^^
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Old 01-09-2017, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Qb1rdman View Post
You sir have a keen eye. The house was perfectly clean, she was lacking in other areas and she threw a temper tantrum when I pushed the issue. That's when I sent the chicken shit email.

Sex is a misdemeanor. Da more I miss, da meaner I get.
Get a girlfriend. Much easier.

Most will stop as they get older. We remain horny forever.

Crazy how we look at this behavior as disgraceful when it's completely natural.
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Originally Posted by ProppedUp View Post
You guys are like a bunch of frenchman.

Just tell her look babe you've been working hard.

I've decided to hire a maid to take the load off you.
That's when she responds with. Why thank you for thinking of my needs honey, while we are on the subject of household chores, I thought you might like a bit of relief from doing the pool so I hired a pool boy!
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Old 01-09-2017, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ProppedUp View Post
You guys are like a bunch of frenchman.

Just tell her look babe you've been working hard.

I've decided to hire a maid to take the load off you.









































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this will straighten up a lot of things.
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Old 01-09-2017, 05:59 PM
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Let me be the first. Here's mine.
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Old 01-10-2017, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by ProppedUp View Post
Strategery.

I don't have a pool
and she's not hiring the pool boy to clean your skimmer.
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Nothing from OP since 1554 yesterday..

He ded.
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Old 01-10-2017, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Spruill242 View Post
Nothing from OP since 1554 yesterday..

He ded.
He's fine. Wife just shrugged it off and after all of the advice here I decided not to push it.
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Old 01-10-2017, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Qb1rdman View Post
He's fine. Wife just shrugged it off and after all of the advice here I decided not to push it.
Young Grasshopper, she didn't shrug it off....she put it on a shelf for later. You are now much like a male Praying Mantis in that your head belongs to her, it's just a matter of when she'll bite it off.
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She's gonna make him wear a chasity and throw away the key
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Old 01-10-2017, 09:47 AM
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So are you gonna get a girlfriend?
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Old 01-10-2017, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Qb1rdman View Post
I hate it, but I'm going to do it.

Sent an email to the wife today with the subject "If you're pushing back..."

And the body "...for the reason I think you're pushing back. Stop. You can't win, and you'll just end up looking like a bitch in front of the kids."

She's been cranky all weekend and I figured I'd try to put a stop to it.

How f'd am I ???
Sending an e-mail rather than talking is the wrong way to go . . . talk to her!
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Old 01-10-2017, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Qb1rdman View Post
He's fine. Wife just shrugged it off and after all of the advice here I decided not to push it.
I found the book "Five Love Languages" helpful, by Gary Chapman. If the wife isn't excited about giving you love then it is possible that she has some unmet needs, and that is what the book addresses.
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