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Old 11-28-2016, 07:33 PM
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So the Admiral says the other day.
"Do me a favor, when you put the shower mat back on the tub, don't fold it, it won't dry". Now first thing that comes to mind is menopause. It's ripe which is why I sleep with one eye open. Second thing comes to mind. How about a farging thank you for putting it back at all!!!! And how's about you don't drive on the lawn backing out everytime!!!!! Now, I think this but say nothing since the other night I roll over at 2am and she's staring at me. I roll back over and I feel lazers.
This menopause crap is scary shit!!
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Old 11-28-2016, 07:35 PM
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Old 11-28-2016, 07:57 PM
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You sure it is the wife who has the menopause?
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Old 11-28-2016, 08:25 PM
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You sure it is the wife who has the menopause?
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^^^^ ^^^^
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Old 11-29-2016, 05:23 AM
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Ask her to leave the toilet seat up when she's done so you don't have to lift it.
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you better watch out when you do something seriously offensive.
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Old 11-29-2016, 05:34 AM
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Is this thread a joke?
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Old 11-29-2016, 05:37 AM
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Divorce. I'd simply stop coming home. Disappear take everything.
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Get her on hormones or you're dead meat.
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Originally Posted by STEELA View Post
So the Admiral says the other day.
"Do me a favor, when you put the shower mat back on the tub, don't fold it, it won't dry". Now first thing that comes to mind is menopause. It's ripe which is why I sleep with one eye open. Second thing comes to mind. How about a farging thank you for putting it back at all!!!! And how's about you don't drive on the lawn backing out everytime!!!!! Now, I think this but say nothing since the other night I roll over at 2am and she's staring at me. I roll back over and I feel lazers.
This menopause crap is scary shit!!
You're starting to sound like my wife.
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Old 11-29-2016, 05:40 AM
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Just wait, that's not menopause, that's being a woman. You will find out about menopause, funny thing is you will realize what's going on but your wife won't. Mine has been in denial and going threw it for five years. Just wait.
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She was probably tired of your snooring keeping her awake and was thinking of a way to restrict the air flow to make it look like an accident.
Aside from that, she was asking for common courtesy from you.
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Really? First world problems, count your blessings, and go get a testosterone shot.
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Redrum...........redrum
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Old 11-29-2016, 06:19 AM
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it was not nagging it was a simple request, unless she has to repeat it over and over because you will not do it.

as far as the backing out and driving a little on the lawn, that is better than hitting other vehicles parked in the drive way next to where she if backing out. the grass witll grow back but the vehicles will not repair themselves
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She's absolutely right about the bath mat.
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You sure it is the wife who has the menopause?
I pushed the like button on this LOL. Classic
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