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Old 11-28-2016, 06:08 PM
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Default So, I'm sitting at a bar......

.......next to me is a guy and a girl very obviously on a first date. Both are late 20's - early 30's. They are bragging to each other about how much they make, how much their rent is, and how nice of a car they have. Based on the #'s they are throwing around, both are well below the threshold for government assistance........not
counting a car payment or rent.

My mind is officially blown.
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Old 11-28-2016, 06:10 PM
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New status symbols...

What you make and what you spend...

Sad world its turned into...

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Old 11-28-2016, 06:13 PM
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You don't need money when everything is given to you. Thank the socialist system.....
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Old 11-28-2016, 06:18 PM
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I just left a bar...with my gf
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Old 11-28-2016, 06:20 PM
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How much fossil fuels you burn.

How much water you waist.

These are the true measures of social status!
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Old 11-28-2016, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by raystein View Post
How much fossil fuels you burn.

How much water you waist.

These are the true measures of social status!
I waist beer and good food
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Old 11-28-2016, 06:29 PM
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Don't forget what you drive, where you live, what kind of watch you have, where you vacation, etc.
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Old 11-28-2016, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by schoolsout1 View Post
I just left a bar...with my gf
Was in charleston from 5:00 - noon, but back in sparkle city. I'm guessing you didn't migrate this way for fun did you???
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Old 11-28-2016, 06:34 PM
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I was in a bar today and a skeleton walked in and strolled up to the bar. He's says to the bartender, "God I'm thirsty, Give me a picture of beer and a mop......"
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Old 11-28-2016, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by raystein View Post
How much fossil fuels you burn.

How much water you waist.

These are the true measures of social status!
Don't forget jet fuel. I plan on leaving a huge carbon footprint.
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Old 11-28-2016, 06:39 PM
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So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says " Hey buddy a why the long face? "
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Old 11-28-2016, 06:46 PM
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Two guys walk into a bar...

The third one ducked.
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Old 11-28-2016, 06:51 PM
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20's / 30's with jobs, first date.

Good for them.
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Old 11-28-2016, 06:52 PM
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Two blondes walk into a bar
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Ah come on, one of them should've seen it
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Originally Posted by autobaun70 View Post
Was in charleston from 5:00 - noon, but back in sparkle city. I'm guessing you didn't migrate this way for fun did you???
haha...went to La Nortena for some food and one of Carlos' famous mojitos I don't get out too often, but it was one of those days for the both of us. I was actually bitching about work...and why I hate going out and spending money
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I got thrown out of a bar in New York City
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Old 11-28-2016, 07:00 PM
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, Is the bar tender here?
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Originally Posted by petealan View Post
A termite walks into a bar and asks, Is the bar tender here?
Not gonna lie...I chuckled after I thought about it for a sec
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A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
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Old 11-28-2016, 07:13 PM
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