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Default So, I'm in CVS This Morning...

....getting lozenges for my "scratchy" throat, and I'm standing in line behind this 20ish y.o. girl.
She put some stuff down on the counter, then asks for a price on a box of condoms that apparently wasn't marked. The cashier scanned the box and told her it was "$6.99 plus tax.

Well, being who I am, I couldn't resist....I tapped the girl on the shoulder, and told her "don't get the tax, they stay on by themselves".

I took her about 5 seconds to "get it", and she started laughing like hyena which made me laugh too. All the while, the cashier (old lady) just had the "I just smelled a fart" look on her face!

Fun morning at CVS!
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so did you take her home with you after that?
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Need pics of 20ish...
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Pics please
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Women and their makeup...geesh.

Too bad what she wants isn't a couple shelves lower.

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Originally Posted by Jus Teasin View Post
You're a sick pervert..you have my deepest respect!
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Is this the new nipps?
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Oh my...

I think I would have dropped my wallet, my car keys, my glasses....and would be on my hands and knees looking for them......

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Hey...that's our nanny!
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Originally Posted by billinstuart View Post
You're a sick pervert..you have my deepest respect!
high five to that
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Originally Posted by Jus Teasin View Post
Hey, that's my wife!
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The CVS by your house has some pretty colorful characters.
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Larry Merlo would not appreciate this Thred. He is a stand up guy living in coastal RI.
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Originally Posted by triumphrick View Post
Oh my...

I think I would have dropped my wallet, my car keys, my glasses....and would be on my hands and knees looking for them......

Quit drooling.......
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Originally Posted by InTheNet View Post
Hey, that's my wife!
Your wife is cedar's nanny. Small world.
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Originally Posted by round2it View Post
Women and their makeup...geesh.

Too bad what she wants isn't a couple shelves lower.
She is trying to help after all she is wearing platforms.
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Must have done good in math class. She figured out that 2 inches a lift will give her 8 inches of rise.
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Poor child. Hope you offered her some lunch.
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What the Hell is that stuffed animal doing....

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