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Old 03-18-2006, 09:55 AM
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I've got to feel for the guys that has several girls in the family.........how do you buy your toilet paper, by the skid?
I know some families that go through that stuff like swatting mosquitoes down on the bayou. How do you guys keep up with the expense of it all?
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I'm thinkin' it's kinda like savin' for college ~ they belong to some kinda 529 plan~ ;?

Not to mention the feminine hygiene and Liquid Plumber bill......


I know...I know.... I AM a girl - what right do I have to post a comment on this one? Well...
I dunno ~ the above thought just "came to me".

I "stand alone" at my house........................well, except for at the toilet ~ there, I sit.

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In my house................
Wife
2 daughters
friends of daughters
even two female cats

We should own stock in all TP companies and J and J and thank god we belong to a water coop.
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Do you guys even know what a bathroom LOOKS like???????? With that many females in the house, I doubt that you've seen one lately!!!!!
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Thank God i have 40 acre's and i'm gone most of the day anyway.

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I have 3 girls and two are talking weddings!I'd rather buy toilet paper again.
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Big jim, Pay them to elope.

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In my house:

Wife
Three daughters
Two female dogs

I'm blessed
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Now I feel like I am not going crazy. Thanks for letting the world know about this natural phenomenom. We go thru a 12 pack per week in my house:

Me
Girlfriend
her two daughters 15 and 11
my two daughters 11 and 8
2 female cats
one female dog

Good thing I have a boat.
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Don't we need to be including our boats? I always thought that boats we considered feminine
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welder - 3/18/2006 10:08 AM

Big jim, Pay them to elope.

My wife's dad offered 5k for us to go to Vegas...he's not a wealthy man and didn't realize what the reprecussion of him saying, "We'll pay for the wedding...whatever my baby wants."

I thought the Vegas 5k was reasonable, but she wouldn't bite...

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Married 35 years.

Wife--35 years
Daughter--20 years
Daughter--another 4 years
Daughter--another 8 years
Son--won't leave
Female Boxer
Female Yorkie
Female Cat
Damn fish tank probably had female fish in it

Two phone lines.
CITY SEWER ONLY. (3 houses)
Station wagons or mini vans.
Way too many pajama parties.
A total freakin nut house.
Bought everything in bulk.
Somebody was ALWAYS in a bad mood. All the girls had a different "time".
My wife was a stay-at-home mom. I became a workaholic by necessity.
3 college educations.
3 weddings.
6 grand kids--2 sets B/G twins + B + G
I'm tired, but













Would not change a thing...................We had a great time.
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Single. No known children. No pets. Live alone.

Now if I could swap my house for some waterfront property I'd be in heaven...
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Kamper you could almost get away with just using sea shells, forgoing the expense of T.P. all together.

12 ROLLS PER WEEK................. what have you got going on there, an assembly line?
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Its not the TP so much as the MILK, 1-2 gallons a day with: ......... I just returned from friends house where they were celebrating his sons 14th B day. 10 14 year old basketball players can put away as many hot dogs as you can cook. And theyer still hungry.


2 boys
1 girl
wife
dog (90#
cat (Beazlebub)
etc..
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Thank god there are others! I thought my wife and girls were responsable for clearing half of the third worlds forrests by themselves. I jokingly took the tp away one day and put a bowl of water next to it and told them to do like they do in african countries I have worked in.....the dog drank the water. My wife lovingly told me where to put the bowl. I now have a "dads bathroom" and guit trying to count the ratio of "roles used".
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Toolguy.... your post made my day, and exemplified why this country will always be the greatest in the world.

Hope you win lotto and take your wife on a kick ass vacation.
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We spend our weekends at the jersey shore.

She's on the beach. I'm out in the boat. We meet up late afternoons. Happy as clams. She's turned into a teenager.

Family members are permitted at either location. Grandkids are wantin to go fishin with Pop-Pop.
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I just came across these and thought, "gee they would go with the T.P. post of mine".
This is what I picture some of you guys are going through.




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