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Old 03-11-2006, 07:26 PM
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A precious little girl walked into a pet shop and asked with a lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melted, and he knelt down and asked, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft bwack one?"

The little girl replied, "I don't think my python gives a thit."
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Old 03-11-2006, 09:42 PM
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A man is in a pet store and he walks by a cage holding a talking parrot. The parrot looks at him and says "azzhole". The man assumes the parrot said something else and goes about his business. A few minutes later he passes the parrot and it says "azzhole" to him again.

The man goes to the front of the store and complains to the manager. The manager apologizes and runs to the back of the store, brings the parrot to the front and proceeds to yell at the bird. The man resumes shopping and heads to the front.

As the manager rings up the merchandise the parrot is perfectly quiet. The man gets his stuff and as he heads out the door he turns and looks at the parrot. The parrot is looking right at him and says "you know".
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Old 03-13-2006, 03:50 PM
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Verry nice

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