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Old 06-30-2016, 12:41 PM
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Default Funny CL find: write-up on a used Viper

http://providence.craigslist.org/cto/5659594852.html

Thinking about putting a down payment on it right now...
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Old 06-30-2016, 12:47 PM
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Typical Cranston guy...probably has a pinky ring and a few gold chains and cranks Steve B
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Send that one to "the best of Craigslist"
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Not only was I laughing my butt off but my wife was about to pee in her pants as I read it aloud. Too funny!
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Does it come with a leopard print banana hammock?
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Looks like he just got it from the body shop after wrecking it- rebuilt title
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30K for a Viper that was apparently wrecked and rebuilt by someone that had no business owning one never mind driving one in the first place.. PASS..
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for a few years i owned a Jensen Interceptor, that car was nuts, hp/weight was absurd, took alot to tame that thing, about a year ago, i drove a Viper, owned by a local car dealer..HS that thing is off the charts stupid, there's no way to control it when you go full retard on the skinny pedal, even in town driving is difficult to do, but like the ad states, at 60 mph...mash the pedal and its uncontrollable..too much torque, 30K death wish
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Damn nice ride

But why in the hell did they put the emergency brake handle on top of the console? looks like crap
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Offer him $20K

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LOL

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Originally Posted by Rustybee View Post
Damn nice ride

But why in the hell did they put the emergency brake handle on top of the console? looks like crap
Because the car is built around an enormous engine, no where else to put it. The foot wells are small and heat up with the engine.
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Originally Posted by Rustybee View Post
Damn nice ride

But why in the hell did they put the emergency brake handle on top of the console? looks like crap
So you can do a Rockford turn
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Originally Posted by RyanL11 View Post
Because the car is built around an enormous engine, no where else to put it. The foot wells are small and heat up with the engine.
Yeah, make since.

Seems with all the engineering they could design a brake handle and location that's less pronounced.

Other than that. the interior is beautiful. Everything looks smooth.
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Originally Posted by mikeloew View Post
So you can do a Rockford turn


I'm still laughing.
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did anybody copy it?!?
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