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Old 02-18-2006, 11:58 AM
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My parents got the genius idea to throw my little brother a surprise 21'st birthday party at the lakehouse (where I live). What started out being a few friends & family has somehow grown to be somewhere around 30 people, most of whom plan on staying to keep from driving. I can only imagine how bad the place is going to get trashed.

Time to go, gotta run hide my boat & fishing gear.
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Old 02-18-2006, 11:59 AM
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There's nothing more dangerous for a house than drunken relatives. Good luck !!
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auto, tell them the heater doesn't work...........
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Old 02-18-2006, 12:29 PM
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Hire a male and female set of striper cops
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Old 02-18-2006, 12:51 PM
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You are rapidly becoming a crusty old fart Trey!
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Tireless - 2/18/2006 11:51 AM

You are rapidly becoming a crusty old fart Trey!
it's not the number of people that worries me, it's the list of names that I have heard so far, most of them are what I would consider to be pushing the far limits of dumbass.
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:17 PM
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Borrow or buy a Taser.....and wear it on your belt. Make an example out of the first guy that pulls a bonehead move. When zapping the dude say something like this -

"Take this you no-coaster using bitch"

.... or......

"try eating that double dipped chip as you roll on the floor dog"
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:42 PM
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autobaun70 - 2/18/2006 8:58 AM

My parents got the genius idea to throw my little brother a surprise 21'st birthday party at the lakehouse (where I live). What started out being a few friends & family has somehow grown to be somewhere around 30 people, most of whom plan on staying to keep from driving. I can only imagine how bad the place is going to get trashed.

Time to go, gotta run hide my boat & fishing gear.
Can I come?
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:49 PM
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sure, everybody's invited, come to BFE, SC, turn on the dirt road past the junk yard coming out of town, 2nd driveway on the left..........

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Old 02-18-2006, 01:50 PM
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pops just walked in the house with what I counted to be around 20 cases of bud light..............this might get ugly.
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Should be interesting Trey!
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WE will need photographic proof that this said party did happen when it's all over.

I'm with tireless , get the tasser, just be sure to move all the breakable's to a safe room.

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Old 02-18-2006, 02:24 PM
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Oh yea, I feel sorry for the first guy that passes out.

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got all my rods stashed out in the shed, my boat is at the neighbors house. moving the breakable stuff that isn't holding alcohol to higher ground as we speak, and hiding all things such as baseballs and golf balls that may find a way of becoming projectiles deep the the dark depths of the storage room. Just to be on the safe side, I put my personal stash of bourbon & vodka in my closet.........in a closed box.
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Paybacks are a bitch, eh....?



Wish I was there!!
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Old 02-18-2006, 03:35 PM
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autobaun70 - 2/18/2006 1:50 PM

pops just walked in the house with what I counted to be around 20 cases of bud light..............this might get ugly.
Wow, if he can carry 20 cases of even light beer, I would make him the designated bouncer
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30 people invited and your dad bought 20 cases of beer.........I think you are focusing on the wrong people that are potential troublemakers.....go ahead and bust "zap" in the old man.
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Old 02-18-2006, 04:05 PM
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I would start shrink wrapping everything in site, prepare as if a cat 5 hurricane were closing in!

I jealous..............
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Old 02-18-2006, 04:09 PM
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Man....what I wouldn't GIVE to be there right now........besides "that" ~
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Old 02-18-2006, 06:03 PM
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Tireless - 2/18/2006 2:54 PM

30 people invited and your dad bought 20 cases of beer.........I think you are focusing on the wrong people that are potential troublemakers.....go ahead and bust "zap" in the old man.
blue laws really suck (no buying beer after midnight on sat.), and we are firm believers in not running out of beer................or liquor.
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