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Old 03-06-2016, 08:43 AM
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So I'm still taking it easy because my back is taking forever to get better, just reclining and surfing here. My wife walks in. Now, we just had our master bath redone and it is beautiful. We put in wainscoting with fancy molding top and bottom. To place the free standing vanity against the wall, the baseboard was trimmed at the leg. Okay, so my wife walks in and says, "They left the baseboard off in part of the bathroom." I explain all the above, and she says,"Yes, they had to cut out for the legs, but why didn't they put baseboard behind the vanity between the legs?" I didn't know what to say.
I finally told her, "Because no sane people will ever get down on the floor and look there?"

Heck, I didn't even notice when she painted the bedroom another color.
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That's funny. We just did the same thing and my wife bitched about no baseboard behind the vanity too.
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Yeah. mine had them put the baseboard in behind the vanity....
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Ok, is this remodel your bath month?
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Ok, is this remodel your bath month?
Just finished mine...
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Originally Posted by onrecess View Post
So I'm still taking it easy because my back is taking forever to get better, just reclining and surfing here. My wife walks in. Now, we just had our master bath redone and it is beautiful. We put in wainscoting with fancy molding top and bottom. To place the free standing vanity against the wall, the baseboard was trimmed at the leg. Okay, so my wife walks in and says, "They left the baseboard off in part of the bathroom." I explain all the above, and she says,"Yes, they had to cut out for the legs, but why didn't they put baseboard behind the vanity between the legs?" I didn't know what to say.
I finally told her, "Because no sane people will ever get down on the floor and look there?"

Heck, I didn't even notice when she painted the bedroom another color.
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You get to sleep on the couch after your "sane people" remark?
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Women notice stuff and make a big deal out of it.
Men notice stuff but don't say anything because they don't give a sh**
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In 30 years she will remind you of that trim piece.....
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Old 03-06-2016, 01:38 PM
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serious question, are these women like that on their second marriage that is, dont bitxx so much?
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I don't know how my wife finds stuff but it's literally impossible to hide anything from her. I put $500 in a pair of clean socks in my sock drawer and she found it. Back in my drinking days I would hide a bottle of booze in the house because she didn't like me drinking. I swear she found it every time. I hid a bottle under the couch cushions and she found it. I hid a bottle in my bowling bag and she noticed that one of my bowling balls was out of the bag, sure enough she found the bottle.
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Answer this question, and win the internet:

What's the difference between a first wife, and a second wife?

Must be a one liner!!
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answer this question, and win the internet:

What's the difference between a first wife, and a second wife?

Must be a one liner!!
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EVERYONE KNOWS you always replace the trim between the legs. You guys need to get your chit together.

RUSSH: You go out and buy a quart of iced tea. Discard the tea, fill with booze and place in the fridge.
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Answer this question, and win the internet:

What's the difference between a first wife, and a second wife?

Must be a one liner!!
Alimony!
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Alimony!
This ^^ Now where are the pics of wife?
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Sooooo…. What time do you want me to drop the saw off so you can finish the trim?
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Answer this question, and win the internet:

What's the difference between a first wife, and a second wife?

Must be a one liner!!

In my case about 5 inches.
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Originally Posted by dssmith View Post
Answer this question, and win the internet:

What's the difference between a first wife, and a second wife?

Must be a one liner!!
50 pounds drop from first, two cup sizes up from first, and no perm on second. Why do women get that perm when they get fat?
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I can tell you this for sure. I would have noticed it. ( sorta a stickler for doing things right)
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