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Old 03-05-2016, 05:43 PM
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Three days now of agony and it started 3 days ago when I thought I was "all backed up"! Then when I did finally go it was like trying to pass a thousand carpet tacks.......with blood! Luckily the blood wasn't in the stool, it was from a swollen hemorrhoid. I tried soaking and medicated pads and it only got worse. So bad it was a trip to the ER last night and an embarrassing attempt by the female doctor to probe up inside the trap door! When that didn't work it was to the CAT scan room after drinking something that tasted like swimming pool water! The good news is that there's nothing wrong with the interior of my posterior but the bad news is they can't give me any pain killers because they may cause constipation. I can use only topical gels to reduce the pain and take a stool softener.
So anyway I have made progress, I'm now sitting at my desk, a bit sore and hungry because I'm afraid to eat!
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Old 03-05-2016, 05:49 PM
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bum deal dude
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Old 03-05-2016, 05:51 PM
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Get well soon.
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Old 03-05-2016, 06:08 PM
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why in the fu*k did you have to share that?
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Originally Posted by bugnut View Post
why in the fu*k did you have to share that?
I figured if I got it off my chest the rest of me would feel better!
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Pics or it didn't happen!!!!!!!!!! LMAO just kidding, PLEASE DONT. Hope you get well soon.
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you could have at least told the doc that you were a member of THT and needed to take some pictures of her for your "friends". I'm sure she would have complied.
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Originally Posted by Chevymanrc View Post
Pics or it didn't happen!!!!!!!!!! LMAO just kidding, PLEASE DONT. Hope you get well soon.
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to post a video just delete the s from https.
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I got a real bad visual Jay...real bad, wont sleep well tonight...
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Originally Posted by bugnut View Post
why in the fu*k did you have to share that?
It's a message board. Fools share all kinds of stupid stuff. Nothing is too personal.
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This place just turned to s**t
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Mon o Man a Chevits !

I just finished just the opposite ... Blew Hot water for 5 days !!! lost 4 pounds ...

I feel like a NEW man ... LOL

Thank you Burger King for food poisoning !!!
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Damn! Get well soon.
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Sitting at a desk after all that? Sound like a real hard -ass.
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Three days now of agony and it started 3 days ago when I thought I was "all backed up"! Then when I did finally go it was like trying to pass a thousand carpet tacks.......with blood! Luckily the blood wasn't in the stool, it was from a swollen hemorrhoid. I tried soaking and medicated pads and it only got worse. So bad it was a trip to the ER last night and an embarrassing attempt by the female doctor to probe up inside the trap door! When that didn't work it was to the CAT scan room after drinking something that tasted like swimming pool water! The good news is that there's nothing wrong with the interior of my posterior but the bad news is they can't give me any pain killers because they may cause constipation. I can use only topical gels to reduce the pain and take a stool softener.
So anyway I have made progress, I'm now sitting at my desk, a bit sore and hungry because I'm afraid to eat!
I had a roid back in 1999 while we were on vacation. It was a like a big zit on the rim of my shit shoot and hurt like a mofo. I had enough of the pain and jumped in the shower with a sewing needle in hand. I reached down under my nuts/taint and was able to get a grip on the roid like you would squeeze a zit. The roid felt like it was 3/4s the size of a golf ball. In the other hand, I had the sewing needle, feeling around I aimed as best I could at the center on the roid and stuck it with the needle. I then SQUEEZED, heard a SWOOOOSHhhhh kind of noise and felt the ball get smaller right away. Looked down in the shower and saw a lot of blood but also felt relief from the pain.

My ass bleed pretty good for a couple of days. I actually borrowed a "pad" from my wife (LOL) but honestly there was zero pain once I popped the roid and it healed right up.

It's a 100% true story, believe it or not.....
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One funny thing that happened during the ER visit. While waiting for the CAT results I had to pee so I walked in my Johnny thru the ER and 3 cops who were bringing in a prisoner recognized me asked why I was there. When I told them they were in stitches! I said I'm here because of my a-hole and three more walk in!
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Originally Posted by Mpellet View Post
I had a roid back in 1999 while we were on vacation. It was a like a big zit on the rim of my shit shoot and hurt like a mofo. I had enough of the pain and jumped in the shower with a sewing needle in hand. I reached down under my nuts/taint and was able to get a grip on the roid like you would squeeze a zit. The roid felt like it was 3/4s the size of a golf ball. In the other hand, I had the sewing needle, feeling around I aimed as best I could at the center on the roid and stuck it with the needle. I then SQUEEZED, heard a SWOOOOSHhhhh kind of noise and felt the ball get smaller right away. Looked down in the shower and saw a lot of blood but also felt relief from the pain.

My ass bleed pretty good for a couple of days. I actually borrowed a "pad" from my wife (LOL) but honestly there was zero pain once I popped the roid and it healed right up.

It's a 100% true story, believe it or not.....
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