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Old 02-10-2006, 08:35 AM
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he
could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked. Her mother Heidi
pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom.
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the first place. Smack his ass again."

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Old 02-10-2006, 08:42 AM
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cute.
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Old 02-10-2006, 08:43 AM
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Don't they always?
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Old 02-10-2006, 10:14 AM
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Sounds like something our 4 yr old would say! Funny!



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Wouldn’t that be one of those precious moments in life.

But to answer the post’s question, sure if the child felt up to it.....the earlier the better.
Now me on the other hand.....I’m found in the bar.
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I love that joke~!! SO funny!!


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Old 02-11-2006, 02:13 PM
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There is a school of thought that suggests if you were'nt there at conception you should'nt be there at birth...
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Good one!
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streakolean - 2/11/2006 1:13 PM

There is a school of thought that suggests if you were'nt there at conception you should'nt be there at birth...
very well said, with of course the exception of medical professionals.
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