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Old 02-09-2006, 05:32 PM
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Fishing vs Sex
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> 20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
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> 19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
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> 18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
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> 17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you
> once in a while.
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> 16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
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> 15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you
> don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you
> become famous.
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> 14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
> with long ago.
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> 13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
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> 12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
> guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
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> 11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
> object if you Fish with someone else.
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> 10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
> yourself.
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> 9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they
> are really an undercover cop.
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> 8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
> buy Fishing stuff.
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> 7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
> Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting
> sued for Fishing harassment.
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> 6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
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> 5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
> subscribe to the Playboy channel.
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> 4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of
> your life.
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> 3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
> interest in it.
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> 2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
> enjoy your favorite activity.
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> 1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again?
> We just Fished
> last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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Old 02-09-2006, 05:40 PM
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i've reach a point were i would rather fish anyway...
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Old 02-09-2006, 05:43 PM
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Before we give you an answer Fishing Vs. Sex

What kind of Fish are going out for and how long is the boat ride? My wife would more than likely tell don't forget your sweatshirt and a PBJ!!
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Old 02-09-2006, 05:52 PM
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They smell the same anyways.......Cept in fishing I dont have to lay there and hug afterwards
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Old 02-09-2006, 06:05 PM
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I don't feel like taking a nap after catching a fish!
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Old 02-09-2006, 07:26 PM
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I can sleep while I fish
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Old 02-09-2006, 07:43 PM
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Fishing lasts a lot longer.
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MONSTAWHALA - 2/9/2006 6:52 PM

They smell the same anyways.......Cept in fishing I dont have to lay there and hug afterwards
Your wife reads this and you won't have to worry about making a choice for a very long time. Brave man!

My wife can just sense when I'm writing stuff like that. Her ears perk up and out come the sweats, bunny slippers and facial cream.
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Old 02-09-2006, 07:56 PM
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Fishing by yourself is not shameful.

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Old 02-09-2006, 08:04 PM
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When you're done fishing you can throw it back. Also fish don't mind when you catch other fish.





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The weather is always good for sex
but you have to pick your fishing days!
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:19 PM
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And... you can fish everyday for your whole life and no fish will ever get knocked up!
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:24 PM
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Just get a leaning post and multitask.
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You can fish with a rod on all day.

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Old 02-09-2006, 10:00 PM
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you can be seen with a trojan in public
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Multi-species fishing won't shock the neighbors if you are caught.

P.S. By the way, I heard a funny story one time about a guy who developed an attraction to his dog, who apparently didn't care for that, and who decided to put an end to this 'animal loving', once and for all.
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Old 02-09-2006, 10:19 PM
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Why cant you do both at the same time
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whsyrdddy - 2/9/2006 11:19 PM
Why cant you do both at the same time
Have sex with fish? That's just wrong...

...I guess now I know why the Japanese love Fugu though.
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Old 02-10-2006, 10:34 AM
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Yah..........You ever had sex with a sword fish.....................that's a tricky thing to do

But my favorite fish of all is the Blowfish
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Post Quartermaster - 2/9/2006 9:24 PM

Just get a leaning post and multitask.

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