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Old 01-07-2016, 10:35 AM
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Default Things said during sex (age 40 & up)

1 - Shhh... don't wake up the kids
2 - Lets hurry. Game of Thrones is on in 5 minutes.
3 - Didn't we just do it last week?
4 - CRAMP....CRAMP.... AHHHH....CRAMP!!
5 - Can I go to sleep now?
6 - I've had too much wine.
7 - I haven't had enough wine...


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If I post what is said, I`ll be banned again.
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stop crying.
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I can't... the dog is watching us.

But the CRAMP CRAMP Owwww! one is heard often, too. Mostly from me!
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stop struggling!
mace just makes me hornier!
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the dog is watching us.
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Old 01-07-2016, 10:55 AM
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"Who are YOU!"
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Smell this...

Do I need a shower??






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They can hear the bed squeaking.

Your son is up.

The dogs need to go out.
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Were you going, they said call a doctor after 4 hours
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HIDE........ my wife is home early
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Shut the lights out
Wrong hole...again
Old 01-07-2016, 11:08 AM
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Turn on the ceiling fan
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Originally Posted by bugnut View Post
stop crying.
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Does this chloroform rag smell funny to you?
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This cost how much?
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This cost how much?
lol you beat me to it

And . . .

"just wait for round two it's going to be way better I promise"

haha
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You don't have any STDs do you

Do you take birth control
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Originally Posted by Dulcecita Lures View Post
I can't... the dog is watching us.

But the CRAMP CRAMP Owwww! one is heard often, too. Mostly from me!
Originally Posted by kone View Post
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What? you think the dog is going to say, thats not how you do it?
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It's 4 am....really?

That's not it! Stay out of there!!!

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