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Old 01-20-2006, 08:10 PM
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Twelve priests were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, sliding across the ground and came to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell lay.

As he bent over to pick it up... eleven bells started ringing.[img]../images/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 01-20-2006, 08:44 PM
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Man that's terrible....Funny and probably truthful....but still terrible LOL

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Old 01-21-2006, 01:57 AM
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I guess that is why another name for FAGS is tinker bells. Line them all up and shot them all I say. They are a freak against nature!
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The Shame of it all............
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Took me just a second (I'm not Catholic) - but THEN~!!!


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Why do you think they call it a "Rectory"?
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Just1more - 1/21/2006 7:29 AM

Why do you think they call it a "Rectory"?
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