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Old 09-03-2015, 08:24 PM
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Default My wife just asked me.....

"When does the time change?"

I said "Constantly".

Hope the couch is comfy tonite.
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Old 09-04-2015, 03:19 AM
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Wife: When does the time change?
Me: It just did!
Wife: You suck....

Nice huh? Just had this question the other night....Must be in their "clock"!
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Old 09-04-2015, 03:48 AM
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Was in the waiting line yesterday at DCA to board a flight to Manchester, NH when a women came up to me and asked "is this Manchester?" No, we are in Washington, she flipped me off.
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Old 09-04-2015, 04:00 AM
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Did you ever wonder why women put up with us?
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Old 09-04-2015, 04:04 AM
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That's why they change teams
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Old 09-04-2015, 04:36 AM
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Hahhah
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Old 09-04-2015, 05:10 AM
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So did you wake up with 1 black eye or 2?
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Old 09-04-2015, 05:12 AM
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I could have an entire comedy show on "The shit my wife and sister in law say" show.
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Old 09-04-2015, 05:14 AM
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I try to piss mine off at least twice daily. I feel like a failure if im not called a "fucker" at least twice in a 12 hour period....lol weve been together 22 years, got to get excitement from somewhere.
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Old 09-04-2015, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Snakebit1 View Post
I try to piss mine off at least twice daily. I feel like a failure if im not called a "fucker" at least twice in a 12 hour period....lol weve been together 22 years, got to get excitement from somewhere.
Start leaving skidmarks in your britches for her to find in the laundry.
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