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Old 08-28-2015, 01:10 PM
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It's been a while since we've heard a good accidental blowout story, so who has sharted themselves lately?
Old 08-28-2015, 01:12 PM
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When I was drinking or since I stopped..??

None lately.

It's amazing how alcohol lessens your control over yer bowels...
Old 08-28-2015, 01:16 PM
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It's amazing how alcohol lessens your control over yer bowels...
This is absolute fact.

Getting out of the car the other day, drank the night before, should of never trusted it, I went all in on a push to rip a big one, wrong decision, I was in my driveway thank god, it was a mess.
Old 08-28-2015, 01:17 PM
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It's amazing how alcohol lessens your control over yer bowels...
It works on both ends, mouths too
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Nothing to report. But I was thinking about Mexican for dinner. Stand by . . . .
Old 08-28-2015, 01:19 PM
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Must be REALLY boring in that tower!!!
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Must be REALLY boring in that tower!!!
I'm off.
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not me, but the other day, my 12 yr old son learned the hard way that you can't always trust them farts! It was hilarious, should have seen the way he was walking!!
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I'll fess up. A year or so ago I had a bad attack of gout in my knee. It was bad enough that I ate a couple too many colchicine tablets. For those who don't know what they will do, well lets just put it this way, they make the colonoscopy stuff you drink seem mild. Once it started it got bad quick. I was crapping stuff I had eaten in high school.

Then when I thought everything had calmed down I felt like I was going to sneeze. Oh dear God, please don't let me sneeze. I tried and tried to hold it back but then I couldn't help it. I usually like a good sneeze but not that time. I won't get graphic but it's nice to live where I could just walk out back and grab the garden hose.
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I'll fess up. A year or so ago I had a bad attack of gout in my knee. It was bad enough that I ate a couple too many colchicine tablets. For those who don't know what they will do, well lets just put it this way, they make the colonoscopy stuff you drink seem mild. Once it started it got bad quick. I was crapping stuff I had eaten in high school.

Then when I thought everything had calmed down I felt like I was going to sneeze. Oh dear God, please don't let me sneeze. I tried and tried to hold it back but then I couldn't help it. I usually like a good sneeze but not that time. I won't get graphic but it's nice to live where I could just walk out back and grab the garden hose.


Magnese Citrate, I can't fathom worse than that, just wow!!!
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I've done a bit of sphincter painting
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It's a bad day when your not farting with confidence
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Originally Posted by Gnrphil View Post
It's a bad day when your not farting with confidence

I miss those days.
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Farts...you CAN NOT trust them
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Live in Southeast Asia for 10 years....every day's an adventure.
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I quit buying white underwear a long time ago. Don't want to advertise my mistakes
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I quit buying white underwear a long time ago. Don't want to advertise my mistakes
That's some funny shit right there.
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Originally Posted by Sneaky Snooker View Post
I've done a bit of sphincter painting
Yep, been there, done that. Glad a shower was close by.
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I still have couple of pairs of white boxers. I try to only were them after a good colon cleansing.
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I'm off.
Yes, you are.

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