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ok guys I have a Neighbor who constantly has his nose in my business.

For starts He Has had google street view blocked from our street.
I see him Peeping around corners if I am outside doing stuff
He never speaks or communicates with any of my neighbors ( they all told me he was Weird )
He will call City on you if He thinks you are doing something out of Line.....City knows him very well if you get my drift.
He and his wife NEVER have Any Friends. He has Cameras all over the place and Driveway Alarms......However a Cousin of mine visited a while back and he saw her out in the street taking pictures of MY house He came Screaming outside asking WHY she was taking picture of His House and Yard ? ( She was Not )

So I am Sick and tired of this....Any legal Good suggestions ?;?;?;?;?

Any Advice
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Get a bunch of dummy cameras and train them on his house so he can see them. Hang tin foil in all your trees. Flush him out... but stay armed. Make him go off the deep end...
Old 08-26-2015, 08:07 PM
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Ignore them.
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Give him something to get crazy about. Walk out at random, shield your eyes and look up, then wave and walk back inside.

Run out of your house in your boxers, with a rope in one hand and a tennis racket in the other. Look around, run back inside.

Walk into your driveway, reach down, and scratch the concrete. Look at your fingers and shake your head.

Get a hazmat suit and spray some water from a pump sprayer around the foundation of your house.

Last nosey neighbor I had moved after a few weeks! Imagine that. I think running out, shooting into the air and screaming "DAMNED JAPANESE!!!" did it. (I'm in the country, it's legal).
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you could invite us all over for a party and see if he can stand the heat!
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Pee in the yard a lot.
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Give him something to get crazy about. Walk out at random, shield your eyes and look up, then wave and walk back inside.

Run out of your house in your boxers, with a rope in one hand and a tennis racket in the other. Look around, run back inside.

Walk into your driveway, reach down, and scratch the concrete. Look at your fingers and shake your head.

Get a hazmat suit and spray some water from a pump sprayer around the foundation of your house.

Last nosey neighbor I had moved after a few weeks! Imagine that. I think running out, shooting into the air and screaming "DAMNED JAPANESE!!!" did it. (I'm in the country, it's legal).
I think you're on the right track here.... I would add the following:

Wear a raincoat and walk with an open umbrella to and from your car regardless of the weather conditions.

Add four or five large wind chimes on his side of your yard.

Practice Karate in your yard while wearing a suit and tie.

Put three pink flamingo lawn ornaments in your yard but facing his front door. You may also want to add a fourth but turn it in the opposite direction from the other three.
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Originally Posted by Coconut Sunrise View Post
ok guys I have a Neighbor who constantly has his nose in my business. For starts He Has had google street view blocked from our street. I see him Peeping around corners if I am outside doing stuff He never speaks or communicates with any of my neighbors ( they all told me he was Weird ) He will call City on you if He thinks you are doing something out of Line.....City knows him very well if you get my drift. He and his wife NEVER have Any Friends. He has Cameras all over the place and Driveway Alarms......However a Cousin of mine visited a while back and he saw her out in the street taking pictures of MY house He came Screaming outside asking WHY she was taking picture of His House and Yard ? ( She was Not ) So I am Sick and tired of this....Any legal Good suggestions ?;?;?;?;? Any Advice

Park on the curb in front of his house...
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Originally Posted by hjorgan View Post
Give him something to get crazy about. Walk out at random, shield your eyes and look up, then wave and walk back inside.

Run out of your house in your boxers, with a rope in one hand and a tennis racket in the other. Look around, run back inside.

Walk into your driveway, reach down, and scratch the concrete. Look at your fingers and shake your head.

Get a hazmat suit and spray some water from a pump sprayer around the foundation of your house.

Last nosey neighbor I had moved after a few weeks! Imagine that. I think running out, shooting into the air and screaming "DAMNED JAPANESE!!!" did it. (I'm in the country, it's legal).
THIS ^^^ - and make SURE you're wearing a nice DRESS, HEELS, BLACK MESH PANTY HOSE, large POCKETBOOK, women's GLOVES and a BIG ladies HAT each time! Makeup is "optional". ;?

OR, just forget the clothing thing and do the same stuff in your JOCK STRAP!

You could also set a camera on a tripod, facing his house and just leave it there.

Wait 2-3 days for the "for sale" sign to show up.

I have NO respect for these types of neighbors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. - when your cousin was taking the pics and he went on the rant, she should have called the police for his harassment and gotten them to speak with the jerk!

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How could he get Google earth to block our street ?

I like the Cameras
I was thinking of making Lots of Signs and Put them facing his yard

I bet a Flying Drone would Put him over the edge
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Ignore them.
Bingo!
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give him something to get crazy about. Walk out at random, shield your eyes and look up, then wave and walk back inside.

Run out of your house in your boxers, with a rope in one hand and a tennis racket in the other. Look around, run back inside.

Walk into your driveway, reach down, and scratch the concrete. Look at your fingers and shake your head.

Get a hazmat suit and spray some water from a pump sprayer around the foundation of your house.

Last nosey neighbor i had moved after a few weeks! Imagine that. I think running out, shooting into the air and screaming "damned japanese!!!" did it. (i'm in the country, it's legal).
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Originally Posted by hjorgan View Post
Give him something to get crazy about. Walk out at random, shield your eyes and look up, then wave and walk back inside.

Run out of your house in your boxers, with a rope in one hand and a tennis racket in the other. Look around, run back inside.

Walk into your driveway, reach down, and scratch the concrete. Look at your fingers and shake your head.

Get a hazmat suit and spray some water from a pump sprayer around the foundation of your house.

Last nosey neighbor I had moved after a few weeks! Imagine that. I think running out, shooting into the air and screaming "DAMNED JAPANESE!!!" did it. (I'm in the country, it's legal).

Oh man this is some funny stuff right here
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I try to ignore him However he is reaching into my business.....when he Opens a Job box with permits in them and begins to takes photos of them with his cell phone... I advise him to please mind your own business and stay off my property. I do have a No trespassing sign since its a construction area.
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Bang his wife
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I'd get cameras. If you already have them take that money and get another gun.
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At night, Go outside with a flash light and do morse code up to the sky, make it something like "Mind control of subject initiated, begin phase 2 extraction"
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I came in here to say give him something to spy on, but I see we've got it covered

Fences make good neighbors. I've got a 6 fter across the back to take care of the nut jobs that live back there.
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Have to agree here, and that lawnmower dancer too....


Originally Posted by hjorgan View Post
Give him something to get crazy about. Walk out at random, shield your eyes and look up, then wave and walk back inside.

Run out of your house in your boxers, with a rope in one hand and a tennis racket in the other. Look around, run back inside.

Walk into your driveway, reach down, and scratch the concrete. Look at your fingers and shake your head.

Get a hazmat suit and spray some water from a pump sprayer around the foundation of your house.

Last nosey neighbor I had moved after a few weeks! Imagine that. I think running out, shooting into the air and screaming "DAMNED JAPANESE!!!" did it. (I'm in the country, it's legal).

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