Notices

Osirting on a plane...

Old 08-25-2015, 07:21 AM
  #1  
Senior MemberCaptains Club Member
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The great BLUE SEA
Posts: 2,423
Received 258 Likes on 111 Posts
Default Osirting on a plane...

In Fort Lauderdale and heading to Costa Rica Baby! I need this sooooo bad! See everyone in a week!
Old 08-25-2015, 07:40 AM
  #2  
Senior MemberCaptains Club Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: somewhere over there
Posts: 4,297
Received 1,113 Likes on 606 Posts
Default

Osirting has been banned by the FAA.
Old 08-25-2015, 07:47 AM
  #3  
Admirals Club Admiral's Club Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: De
Posts: 2,564
Received 601 Likes on 308 Posts
Default

Don't get any on the guy in the seat next to you!
They frown upon that activity in public and more so on a plane.
Old 08-25-2015, 07:52 AM
  #4  
Senior MemberCaptains Club Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: NJ
Posts: 7,329
Received 207 Likes on 119 Posts
Default

How can you even get through TSA with an osirt?
Old 08-25-2015, 08:05 AM
  #5  
Senior Member
 
Lprizman's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Rhode island
Posts: 7,168
Received 4,847 Likes on 2,149 Posts
Default

Have fun!!!!
And get me a t shirt 2xl please..
Old 08-25-2015, 09:15 AM
  #6  
Senior MemberCaptains Club Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Charleston, SC
Posts: 3,428
Received 3,851 Likes on 1,719 Posts
Default

Where were you when you made your 2000th post?
Osirting on a plane....
Old 08-25-2015, 09:37 AM
  #7  
Senior MemberCaptains Club Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: orlando madbeach, fl
Posts: 9,550
Received 1,792 Likes on 848 Posts
Default

I think it's still legal to osirt at the Pantera Rosa in San Jose!

Have fun!
Old 08-25-2015, 10:35 AM
  #8  
Senior MemberCaptains Club Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Birmingham / Hessel, MI
Posts: 27,000
Likes: 0
Received 820 Likes on 528 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by nccoaster View Post
Osirting has been banned by the FAA.
Not if you cover up with a blanket...
Old 08-25-2015, 10:41 AM
  #9  
Senior MemberCaptains Club Member
THT sponsor
 
Schmaltz~Herring's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Cruising Lake Titikacka On My 18' Bayliner~Soon Upgrading to a 45' SeaVee With Quint 450's
Posts: 18,086
Received 1,329 Likes on 678 Posts
Default

Can it be cured with antibiotics?? ;?
Old 08-25-2015, 12:20 PM
  #10  
Admirals Club Admiral's Club Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Long Island, New York
Posts: 2,959
Received 767 Likes on 392 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by NJFISH View Post
How can you even get through TSA with an osirt?
I hide them in my hiney.
Old 08-25-2015, 12:55 PM
  #11  
Admirals Club Admiral's Club Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Brooklyn, NY (Bay Ridge)
Posts: 15,054
Received 735 Likes on 390 Posts
Default

You pay extra for Osirting at the Beatle Bar

Have fun!
Old 08-25-2015, 01:07 PM
  #12  
Admirals Club Admiral's Club Member
 
Dead Horse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: OIB
Posts: 4,831
Received 640 Likes on 304 Posts
Default

I osirted once -- never again--- -;?
Old 08-25-2015, 02:41 PM
  #13  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Kill Devil Hills, NC
Posts: 1,581
Likes: 0
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

I osirted once. It scared the crap out of me. I think I liked it.
Old 08-25-2015, 03:04 PM
  #14  
Senior MemberPLEDGERPLEDGERCaptains Club Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: ATL & SAV
Posts: 12,372
Received 2,007 Likes on 990 Posts
Default

After 50 you can never trust an osirt.
Old 08-25-2015, 03:07 PM
  #15  
Admirals Club Admiral's Club Member
THT sponsor
 
williamwallus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: SWFL, Midwest
Posts: 3,466
Received 800 Likes on 443 Posts
Default

i prefer to osirt on chicks
Old 08-25-2015, 04:51 PM
  #16  
Senior MemberCaptains Club Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Birmingham / Hessel, MI
Posts: 27,000
Likes: 0
Received 820 Likes on 528 Posts
Default

"To osirt or not to osirt....that is the question."
Old 08-25-2015, 06:43 PM
  #17  
Senior MemberCaptains Club Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: NJ
Posts: 7,329
Received 207 Likes on 119 Posts
Default

So I'm on a plane heading to Costa Rica and this dude starts osirting for everyone to see...
Old 08-25-2015, 08:53 PM
  #18  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: merritt isl fl
Posts: 1,223
Received 69 Likes on 50 Posts
Default

is that guy wearing a dress? Osirting

Old 08-26-2015, 05:39 AM
  #19  
Senior MemberCaptains Club Member
 
Halfmoon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Annapolis, MD
Posts: 3,610
Received 539 Likes on 204 Posts
Default

Playing word scramble on a plane ;?


  • Editors
  • Sortied
  • Steroid
  • Storied



.
Old 08-26-2015, 08:54 AM
  #20  
Admirals Club Admiral's Club Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Orlando / Ponce Inlet
Posts: 3,763
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 21 Posts
Default

My guess is a drunken attempt at SITTING.

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information -

Copyright © 2021 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.