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Old 08-25-2015, 07:21 AM
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In Fort Lauderdale and heading to Costa Rica Baby! I need this sooooo bad! See everyone in a week!
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Osirting has been banned by the FAA.
Old 08-25-2015, 07:47 AM
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Don't get any on the guy in the seat next to you!
They frown upon that activity in public and more so on a plane.
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How can you even get through TSA with an osirt?
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Have fun!!!!
And get me a t shirt 2xl please..
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Where were you when you made your 2000th post?
Osirting on a plane....
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I think it's still legal to osirt at the Pantera Rosa in San Jose!

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Originally Posted by nccoaster View Post
Osirting has been banned by the FAA.
Not if you cover up with a blanket...
Old 08-25-2015, 10:41 AM
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Can it be cured with antibiotics?? ;?
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Originally Posted by NJFISH View Post
How can you even get through TSA with an osirt?
I hide them in my hiney.
Old 08-25-2015, 12:55 PM
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You pay extra for Osirting at the Beatle Bar

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I osirted once -- never again--- -;?
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I osirted once. It scared the crap out of me. I think I liked it.
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After 50 you can never trust an osirt.
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i prefer to osirt on chicks
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"To osirt or not to osirt....that is the question."
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So I'm on a plane heading to Costa Rica and this dude starts osirting for everyone to see...
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is that guy wearing a dress? Osirting

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Playing word scramble on a plane ;?


  • Editors
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My guess is a drunken attempt at SITTING.

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