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Old 07-15-2015, 04:40 AM
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I read the article and wonder what I would have done, if I was the cop, in the same situation.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...ttering-786902


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Old 07-15-2015, 04:44 AM
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The comments below the article will keep you laughing for a while..........



"If you outlaw dildos, only outlaws will have dildos."

"Yup ...... and Politicians are proposing legislation on banning assault style 4 pack Energizer Batteries!"

"Each dildo should have a serial number and be registered by length, diameter, color and type. Does it vibrate? Does it have external extras? We have to get a hold of this dildo problem before it goes (in) too far!!"

"The rainbow flag need to be removed from everywhere.
That flag encourages this horrific kind of dildo violence."
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Sounds like she was really being a dick about the breakup.
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They should require an extensive frontground check.
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The cops on THT can probably speak to this better than I can, but my understanding is that if they show up to a domestic call, for safety's sake, someone is taking a ride in the cruiser. In this case, I think that they may have gone for the more funny/entertaining party. Drug dealing lesbian former prison guard beating her paramour with a dildo in front of the cops? Sounds like an article from the Onion.
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Hollywood film release this fall-
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Hey if you hit someone with something you go to jail. Doesn't matter what it is.
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Originally Posted by YFMF View Post
Hey if you hit someone with something you go to jail. Doesn't matter what it is.
True, but a dildo is a HELL of a lot funnier than a tire iron.
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Originally Posted by jdm61 View Post
True, but a dildo is a HELL of a lot funnier than a tire iron.
It probably feels better, also. The smell, well, that is open for debate.
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Ya, something smells fishy about this story
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I think I saw this in a porn movie.
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I know someone will get fingered for the crime.
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Kielhurn, a former New York State corrections officer, served about three years in prison for narcotics trafficking after a 1996 police search of her rental car turned up 25 kilos of cocaine in the vehicle’s trunk.

Holly shit! 3 years for 25 keys...?!?!?!..... I MUST meet her lawyer!


One of my close friends is doing 15 years as we speak for a conspiracy to distribute! Hell.... The DEA didn't even catch him with any.
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If the weapon was big & black would it be an assault dildo?
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Originally Posted by jebsurf View Post
Holly shit! 3 years for 25 keys...?!?!?!..... I MUST meet her lawyer!


One of my close friends is doing 15 years as we speak for a conspiracy to distribute! Hell.... The DEA didn't even catch him with any.
I assumed it was Big Al.

So many opportunities for jokes in that story...so many good comments...
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Originally Posted by Danny33486 View Post
If the weapon was big & black would it be an assault dildo?


Racist.
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Originally Posted by Danny33486 View Post
If the weapon was big & black would it be an assault dildo?
Clearly is wasn't a black dildo because it made the news. They cannot report on black and white crimes anymore. Watch out if the chick was black and that was a white dildo it would be on every news station!
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