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Old 06-16-2015, 07:24 AM
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Default The hand sanitizer thread got me thinking

How many guys simply pull up the zipper when you are done taking a wizz and just walk out the door without washing your hands?

I open the doors with the paper towels I use to dry my hands, I REALLY hate when the only option is those damned hand dryers.

I've seen it many times so I'll ask here, how many guys just zip up and walk out of the rest room. Especially if you think you are alone in said restroom.
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My penis has been nicely cuddled in my tighty-whities. It pushes out sterile liquid.

It's the cleanest thing on my body. I should sanitize my hands before touching it, not the other way around.

I always rinse my hands (out of politeness) but also realize that it is an act of needless social custom.

Now, if I get shit on my hands from pooing...that's different.
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Originally Posted by Johnny Dreamer View Post
My penis has been nicely cuddled in my tighty-whities. It pushes out sterile liquid.

It's the cleanest thing on my body. I should sanitize my hands before touching it, not the other way around.

I always rinse my hands (out of politeness) but also realize that it is an act of needless social custom.

Now, if I get shit on my hands from pooing...that's different.
100% agree! Nothing in a public restroom is any cleaner than my junk. Faucet handles are the worst and at an airport you don't have a clue what you could be touching....
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It's ok to ask your wife to put it between her pearly whites but you must sterilize your hands after just touching it. Doesn't really make much sense.
I do wash hands after peeing but I often wonder why I'm doing so.
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If no one is around I will sometimes not wash if I know I didn't pee on my fingers ,i allways quik rinse,but always wash out of politeness if someone else is present and to promote good hygiene to my fellow citizens.
If I leave a Dump ya damn right I wash real well mainly for me,but of course also for my fellow citizens.
Wish everyone did.
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Your pee pee is your pee pee - you can touch it all you want.

Please wash yer hands so I don't have to touch the remnants of it later - like when I shake your hand, or if you pass me a beer. OK - thanks.
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Originally Posted by north coast View Post
It's ok to ask your wife to put it between her pearly whites but you must sterilize your hands after just touching it. Doesn't really make much sense.
I do wash hands after peeing but I often wonder why I'm doing so.
I allways make sure it's clean before I let mine or ask that she get her pearly whites near it.
She usually returns the favor if She expects I may be getting my pearly whites near her Girly parts .

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Your...your...your wife has a penis?
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Originally Posted by Johnny Dreamer View Post
Your...your...your wife has a penis?
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I allways make sure it's clean before I let mine or ask that she get her pearly whites near it.
She usually returns the favor if She expects I may be getting my pearly whites near her Girly parts grin:
I laughed my arse off at the reason for the edit!
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I laughed my arse off at the reason for the edit!
her name is Janis, not Caitlyn.
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Originally Posted by Johnny Dreamer View Post
My penis has been nicely cuddled in my tighty-whities. It pushes out sterile liquid.

It's the cleanest thing on my body. I should sanitize my hands before touching it, not the other way around.

I always rinse my hands (out of politeness) but also realize that it is an act of needless social custom.

Now, if I get shit on my hands from pooing...that's different.
we don't often agree but this pretty much sums it up for me. Rarely wash hands especially in public restroom with those stupid electric hand dryers. ( haven't worn tightie whities since grade school though, lol)
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Nope, builds up my immune system. They don't have sinks soaps and driers in the woods!
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Originally Posted by bayfisher92 View Post
. They don't have sinks soaps and driers in the woods!
Of course here, but for me that is the only place I don't and that's only if I actually can't. Washing my hands after I piss is as normal for me as pulling up my zipper, it was ingrained into my head as a small child. Not washing my hands after a piss for me is like not taking a shower, I HAVE to have a shower every day, sometimes more than one.
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I don't use the sink but I always dry my hands with paper towels and then open the door with them
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I just leave my zipper down to air dry.
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I always wash my hands with the exception of if the bathroom is filthy, than I wait for someone else to come in so I can slip out. The other option if there are only air dryers I'll use some TP to grab the handle to open it.
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Then there's the old joke about the Harvard and Yale alumni

After they were finished using the urinals at the club, the Yale man headed for the door. The Harvard man chimed up, "at Harvard they expected us to wash our hands after using the urinal" The Yale man replied, "at Yale they expected us not to piss on our hands"

No, I don't know why the joke uses Harvard and Yale, it's just the way I heard it.
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So......I guess part two of this question is
You walk into a restroom and someone you know is taking a leak at the urinal, he takes care of the "shake", zips up and extends his hand to shake yours, what do you do then?
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Originally Posted by Eastport205 View Post
So......I guess part two of this question is
You walk into a restroom and someone you know is taking a leak at the urinal, he takes care of the "shake", zips up and extends his hand to shake yours, what do you do then?
punch him in the face
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Originally Posted by Jughed View Post
Your pee pee is your pee pee - you can touch it all you want.

Please wash yer hands so I don't have to touch the remnants of it later - like when I shake your hand, or if you pass me a beer. OK - thanks.
Or one can wash his hands touching everything that others have touched so you get a good mixture of everyone's germs.

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