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Old 06-10-2015, 08:28 AM
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Dude, get a hobby!
Old 06-10-2015, 08:31 AM
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Man, you are full of hot air
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5) - Is it safe to say gas produced from swallowing air will not stink whereas gas produced from the breaking down of food will stink? {Yes I understand that if the digestive track is not in good health anything coming out of the anus will most likely have a fowl smell to it}.
Like a pheasant?

Pretty sure no matter the health of the digestive tract, anything coming out of the anus will have a foul smell. And even if I'm wrong, I'm right.
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No pictures please.
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Ma said there's always more room out than in...
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I had an old aunt that would fart proudly. She always told us, "better to let it out and bear the shame then hold it in and bear the pain."
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Trying to come up with a new type of methane "Campfire" there Garret?
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He's building a new type or rebreather for his diving pleasure.
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Bummer, this one had potential.
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That time of the month?
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This thread just never had any legs (just intestines and a colon).
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Originally Posted by skibum View Post
this thread just never had any legs (just intestines and a colon).

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Damn, should have just used ":"... hindsight.
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I hate it when I miss all the fun threads. Does this cover it?

Why Do Other People’s Farts Smell Worse?
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I'm farting and it's piping hot!!!
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Originally Posted by McMark View Post
I'm farting and it's piping hot!!!
Probably from 2muchcoffeeman

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